"Fully Nude" strips clubs

Coming from a guy who has made a career out of having strippers on his show...Howard is so out of touch with when it comes to strips clubs. I've never been to a strip club that wasn't fully nude. Ive been to at least 10-15 of them in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Myrtle Beach, Canada, and maybe one or two other places. Aren't they fully nude in Vegas?? He asks every stripper if they work fully nude....where dont they work nude is my question?

Howard was out of touch with his fans as soon as he got divorce.

The question isn't fully nude or not fully nude; the question is whether they can touch you or not.

nyc

Washington DC too I think.

Huh? There are many clubs that are not fully nude. The girls wear the pasties and g-strings all the time.

I have been to strip clubs in Toronto and every single girl gets fully naked and they all come up to you and start rubbing your dick, it kind of fucks your mind up for the next time you are around woman. Oh baby don't you want to rub my dick!

Technically, in Connecticut, the law says girls aren't even allowed to show aerola's, but they do anyway. Also, if there's alcohol served in the club, the girls can't go bottomless. Juice bars can stay open 4am. The Gold Club in Hartford has two seperate enterances, one alcohol/topless, one juice bar/fully nude. Of course, two seperate cover charges too. :shake: Lap dances are supposed to be non-contact. When law enforcement and the liquor commission are really bored and are hard up for their payoffs, they go in and pretend to enforce the rules and pretend they're gonna pull their liqour license unless the bribe is met.

Makes absolutely no sense.

NY the rule is if they serve booze, its topless only.

The strip clubs in Montreal are top notch as well. :bigup:

Here in St.Louis you crossed the river into East St.Louis and the stipclubs are full nude,full contact and liquor allnite.And open till 6AM.

i go to montreal and it's full contact

Yeah, but then you have to be in East St. Louis. That's taking chances.

Montreal is the place to go for strip clubs. Outside of Montreal there are stripclubs where you allowed to take them in the back and fuck them! Now that is a strip club!

Rhode Island is the best place for strip clubs. There is an old law on the books, that enables "indoor prostitution", so everything goes at the RI clubs. It is better than Vegas!

Some places have the liquor or nudity rules in efect. Within the city of Chicago if the strip club is fully nude there is no alcohol being served. If there is alcohol then the strippers can be topless. Of course you can go to some suburbs and get the whole deal, liquor and alcohol, or Indiana for the dry humping.

In Jersey, if there is alcohol being served, nipples can't be exposed. But you can go to a bar that doesn't have a liquor license and bring in your own booze and they can be fully nude.

Any laws about cumming in your pants?

I remember that Crackhead Bob and i did a gig for CHOM in Toranto at a gentleman club . Not only thery were nude but they served hard booze. it was a great night

Why, was it full of guys? I'm only kidding, Fred. Big fan, big fan.

The Governor is trying to close that loophole.

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