Guests That Howard Won't Book - Week of June 4, 2012

LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN, CBS
Mo 6/4: Joan Rivers, Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti, Silversun Pickups
Tu 6/5: Neil Patrick Harris, Noomi Rapace, Alan Jackson
We 6/6: Jane Fonda, Mayor of London Boris Johnson, Jimmy Cliff
Th 6/7: Bill Murray, the Temper Trap

LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON, NBC
Mo 6/4: Jason Schwartzman, Angie Harmon, Regina Spektor
Tu 6/5: Michael Fassbender, Sean Parker & Shawn Fawning, Callie Thorne, The Walkmen
We 6/6: Julianne Hough, Colin Hanks, Leon Redbone
Th 6/7: Chris Rock, Cat Deeley, Carly Rae Jepsen
Fr 6/8: Ben Stiller, Anthony Bourdain, Japandroids

THE COLBERT REPORT, Comedy Central
Tu 6/5: Jill Biden
We 6/6: Neil Patrick Harris
Th 6/7: Regina Spektor

THE VIEW, ABC
Mo 6/4: Angie Harmon, Beth Ostrosky Stern
Tu 6/5: Jill Biden, Drew Manning
We 6/6: Joan Rivers, Rachael Ray
Th 6/7: Jane Fonda, Lisa Ling
Fr 6/8: Michael Fassbender, the cast of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey"

LIVE WITH KELLY, syndicated
Mo 6/4: Gavin DeGraw, Cat Deeley, the National Spelling Bee champion, guest co-host Bryant Gumbel
Tu 6/5: Jenny McCarthy, Kerry Washington, the new Miss USA, guest co-host Bryant Gumbel
We 6/6: Julianne Hough, guest co-host Neil Patrick Harris
Th 6/7: Jessica Chastain, Emeli Sande, Chris Byrne, guest co-host Neil Patrick Harris
Fr 6/8: Chris Rock, Patrick Duffy, Dean Cain, guest co-host Andy Samberg

He didn't even mention that Beth was on THE VIEW this morning.

And I guess Joan Rivers is coming in tomorrow or Wednesday.

Where's Gary........or the unpaid intern that's in charge of booking the guests?

How many of them would you want to see on the show?
Jenny McCarthy is the only one on that list.

Bill Murray
Sean Parker & Shawn Fawning
Chris Rock, Cat Deeley
to name a few.....

Chris Rock - one of the top 5 guests in show history
Ben Stiller
Anthony Bourdain

Considering NPH was tweeting to Eric the Midget in the past day, I'd assume he'd love to come on the show again, but having incoherent old guys seems to be the trend on the show.

Contgatulations. You're the first person in the entire history of the Stern Fan Network to complain that Beth Ostrosky Stern is not on the show.

I'd love to hear Colin Hanks come on, so Howard could play a clip of his brother, the white rapper.

Jason Schwartzman has done a bunch of stuff I'd love to hear about, and he's worked a lot with Bill Murray.

Artie Lange.

As long as he leaves Nick in the green room.

Anthony Bourdain would be a great guest. And I enjoyed Neil Patrick Harris the last time he was on.

So, as with Jenny McCarthy, she shouldn't be listed here?

No Chris Rock? What..did Gary have to "pass" on him? Or did Chris "pass" on Howie..I am thinking this is the case.

But hey, we got McCartney right? Not Paul..but Jenny.

Good job..again...Gary.

Looks like Jenny McCarthy did make it in.

Anthony Bourdain would be great if he talked about his drug addiction when he was a young chef and all the disgusting things that go on in most restaurant kitchens. He would actually be a better guest for Nick & Artie.

I would rather Gary book a rock (a literal rock, from outside in the yard) than hear Joan Rivers again.

Chris Rock is the only one.

I like Jason Schwartzmann's movies but it'd be a bad interview. Howard would just ask him if he struggles with the pressure to live up to his mom's (Talia Shire) achievements, and if he ever saw her naked. He'd ask him about any drug use and if he blames it on having a mother in showbiz -- even after Schwartzmann tells him he had a perfectly happy childhood. Then Howard would tell him how hot his mom is and how much he wants to bang her.