Happy Cinco de Mayo

The only time a Mexican goes home is when he's on the lam

Im actually a Lakers fan. But you know it is los angeles so I will root today.

I did also. Not all mexicans steal and take the bus.

as some point they have

You are speaking of a human condition where all people steal. Not sure it only a Mexican thing.

It's not. I've stolen things...not recently, but when I was in junior high, I tried stealing a carton of cigarettes. Before that, I stole $80 worth of stuff out of CVS back when it was Arbor Drugs.

While this is a gringo holiday it's a good day NOT to be in LA. Actually, I'm forgetting, the party starts several days before.

Come to think of it...I've never stolen shit. In fact, if one of my kids lifts something from the store (they're young, they'll grab candy or a piece of bread...) I'll go back to the store and pay for it later.

I was a bad kid...lol

Ever? Come on. No money from your parents, Nothing from work. Not even a pen that your employer paid for?

You jogged a memory. I stole some shit from my parents when I was little and some stuff from my brother. I made it up later though for sure. Oh shit, yah prolly some pens from work. Fuck, I'm a thief. I feel so terrible now. Thanks a lot.

O.K., I'll rephrase it-I never stole anything I could spend time in the clink for.

I used to take money from my dads wallet. Im always bringing sharpies home from work. Probably have hundreds of them. But same as you nothing that would get me arrested. YET.