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Have you ever been caught Jerking Off?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DrSublux, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux SFN Gold Supporter

    I am sure this thread has been done before and if so I do apologize.

    As for me other than my mom yelling thru the bathroom door asking why I am in there so long, and why does the bathroom smell like baby oil I guess not.

    I had a college roommate that would leave the porn in the VCR and splunk filled tissues on the bean bag.....after that we hung No Jerk Off zone similar to the ghostbuster signs in the apt esp. for him. We made his life so miserable that he moved out.
  2. luvsimpsons Full Member

    My mom caught me doing it when I was like humilating
  3. icehole3

    icehole3 Closed by User

    yes many times
  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux SFN Gold Supporter

    well then regale us with a story mother fuckers....shit like this make me laugh.
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  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux SFN Gold Supporter

    you are cute.
  6. Pancho Villa Full Member

    No, but I'm not opposed to the idea. You busy?
  7. throbbingmember Full Member

    the wife usually comes home from work around 9:45. one night couple weeks ago, she came home about a 1/2 hour early. I was laying on the bed watching the laptop, and she walked in the bedroom. Busted!! she gave me a look, and took her clothes off and crawled onto the bed on her hands and knees and sucked my cock.
    true story.
  8. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint SFN Gold Supporter

    I rarely jerk off in private, so no.
  9. Maschine Zeit Full Member

    i'm sure my guardian angel is disgusted with me. :D
  10. 1BadMF

    1BadMF SFN Gold Supporter

    Only by my reflection in the mirror.
  11. 16inch

    16inch SFN Gold Supporter

    A teacher during class in high school, and more recently by my 13 year old daughter. The latter was more awkward then the high school. But the most scarring was when I walked in on my mother fingering herself, I still think of it to this day whenever I want to keep myself from cuming.
  12. luvsimpsons Full Member

    :eek: O M G how are you not in therapy for rest of your life? I would be scarred for life, I once walked in on my parents having sex and that was beyond horrifying...:embarrest:
  13. DrSublux

    DrSublux SFN Gold Supporter

    would you mind if I incorporated that into my spank bank?
  14. 16inch

    16inch SFN Gold Supporter

    Be my guest :eek:
  15. Gisele Bundchen Full Member

    My cock moved upon reading that.

    Show pics of wife taking off clothes next time
  16. TonyJax

    TonyJax Closed by User

    You should be in jail.
  17. don fredo

    don fredo SFN Gold Supporter


    ex gf caught me a few times, mostly when i was in the shower, she would just jump in with me and say shit like "well you know I'm here, you could have just asked." Shes a good one.

    Mom caught me having sex once...very embarrassing. :eek:
  18. RodStroker Full Member

    I caught mommy & daddy pops was in a full blown 69 with mom eating her snatch.
  19. Dark Friday Full Member

    Let me fire up my web cam.......gimmie a second :penispenis:
  20. don fredo

    don fredo SFN Gold Supporter

  21. Dark Friday Full Member

    Kitty with the popcorn made me laugh :jj:
  22. Mr Fister Full Member

    A few times, worst was my friends Mom caught me on a sleep over. How was I to know the bathroom door lock didn't work?
  23. DrSublux

    DrSublux SFN Gold Supporter

    Reminds me of the time that my dad caught me with my head between my GF's legs...nom nom nom....after I took her home he told me to wrap my cock up when i do that shit....I was 16 at the time.
  24. Colonel J Full Member

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