Have you ever been caught Jerking Off?

I am sure this thread has been done before and if so I do apologize.

As for me other than my mom yelling thru the bathroom door asking why I am in there so long, and why does the bathroom smell like baby oil I guess not.

I had a college roommate that would leave the porn in the VCR and splunk filled tissues on the bean bag.....after that we hung No Jerk Off zone similar to the ghostbuster signs in the apt esp. for him. We made his life so miserable that he moved out.

My mom caught me doing it when I was like 9...so humilating

yes many times

well then regale us with a story mother fuckers....shit like this make me laugh.

you are cute.

No, but I'm not opposed to the idea. You busy?

the wife usually comes home from work around 9:45. one night couple weeks ago, she came home about a 1/2 hour early. I was laying on the bed watching the laptop, and she walked in the bedroom. Busted!! she gave me a look, and took her clothes off and crawled onto the bed on her hands and knees and sucked my cock.
true story.

I rarely jerk off in private, so no.

i'm sure my guardian angel is disgusted with me.

Only by my reflection in the mirror.

A teacher during class in high school, and more recently by my 13 year old daughter. The latter was more awkward then the high school. But the most scarring was when I walked in on my mother fingering herself, I still think of it to this day whenever I want to keep myself from cuming.

O M G how are you not in therapy for rest of your life? I would be scarred for life, I once walked in on my parents having sex and that was beyond horrifying...

would you mind if I incorporated that into my spank bank?

Be my guest

My cock moved upon reading that.

Show pics of wife taking off clothes next time

You should be in jail.

:bigup:

ex gf caught me a few times, mostly when i was in the shower, she would just jump in with me and say shit like "well you know I'm here, you could have just asked." Shes a good one.

Mom caught me having sex once...very embarrassing.

I caught mommy & daddy pops was in a full blown 69 with mom eating her snatch.

Let me fire up my web cam.......gimmie a second enispenis:

Kitty with the popcorn made me laugh

A few times, worst was my friends Mom caught me on a sleep over. How was I to know the bathroom door lock didn't work?

Reminds me of the time that my dad caught me with my head between my GF's legs...nom nom nom....after I took her home he told me to wrap my cock up when i do that shit....I was 16 at the time.

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