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Having a Conversation With Benji Is Like Catching Smoke With Tweezers

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by buckefilbert, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. buckefilbert Full Member

    He runs around in verbal circles, like a chicken with it's head cut off. They shoulda punched him in the face after one round of his bullshit.

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  2. Head Censor Full Member

    Thus the reason why the intelligent amongst us avoid his schtick coma at all costs.

    Get ready for a great career after THSS, Benj. :jj:
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  3. Duckfootball Full Member

    He thinks it's funny to him and his signature schitck that he puts over on everyone

    It's annoying as hell and just brings the show to a screeching halt. Half the time Benjy is on I just change to sports radio and Howard loses a listener for the day
  4. Duckfootball Full Member

    He thinks it's funny to him and his signature schitck that he puts over on everyone

    It's annoying as hell and just brings the show to a screeching halt. Half the time Benjy is on I just change to sports radio and Howard loses a listener for the day
  5. pod98 Full Member

    yep, that was just unlistenable on the wrap-up show. who the hell can blame gary (or anyone!) for getting so irritated and pissed at him!
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  6. Head Censor Full Member

    I can. If Gary's getting pissed, he has no one but himself to blame. Benjy is like the flu. You can't get pissed at the flu for being the flu. It just does what it does. All you can do with the flu is try your best to avoid it. So too with Benjy.
  7. pod98 Full Member

    yeah, but there's not typically too many "bits" where benjy's directly involved -- this would be why.
  8. honeybunny Full Member

    Why does Howard keep Benjy and Shuli around? Is it because they are fellow Jews? I'm sure there are many talented and funny writers and comedians that are Jewish that would give anything for a chance to be on the HSS. I have to think it is a complete disregard for his listeners who remain loyal to the show despite these two idiots.
  9. Siriusfan13 Full Member

    I would love the opportunity to just beat the shit out of Benjy. Somebody please organize a charity event, I'm not looking to make a dime off of it, I just want the feeling of satisfaction that would come with pounding the schtick out of that doe eyed, vortex creating, time wasting, hall running pain in the ass...
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  10. pod98 Full Member

    he'd vortex you into killing yourself before you got the chance! :D
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  11. Shu shu retarded flu- that should take care of it.
  12. Dynaguy Full Member

    Clearly, Benji thinks he's hilarious and that nobody else on staff gets it while the listening audience is in stitches. WRONG, Benji sucks. Gary was completely right blasting him.
  13. knurri Full Member

    "it's a beautiful song" "it's a beautiful song" "it's a beautiful song"
    "it's a beautiful song" "it's a beautiful song" "it's a beautiful song"
    "it's a beautiful song" "it's a beautiful song" "it's a beautiful song"


    fuck that was annoying on TWUS!!!!

    That fuckup talks in circles and gets lost in what he is talking about.

    Why does Benjy refer to Elisa as "Elisa Jordana" all the time?? Ever notice that?

    Again....Benjy brings the whole show to a screeching halt.
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  14. Head Censor Full Member

    All I can tell you is that "not too many" isn't the same as none.

    Make that one minor adjustment and your (and my and our) problem is solved.
  15. Siriusfan13 Full Member

    He thinks he's being clever by constantly using her full name and the name of that damn song. That's all this is people is a febal attempt to force his girlfriend into the spotlight. Tommy Mottola was right but should not have tried to spare her feelings, what a hack...
  16. buckefilbert Full Member

    Tommy Mottola gave good advice. She needed to pull it back about 3 levels, not only did she seem forced, the song it's self try's way too hard. Meat and potatoes, straight forward, eye on the prize. You get one pitch, Benji fucked that up just like he he fucked up telling her to perform a song she was not comfortable with. What a maroon! She should dump his stupid ass and come and blow me. :lovekiss:

    You ask Mottola to listen and give his opinion, then wallow in denial because you know a beautiful song. WTF
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  17. HHH1 Full Member

    The time he came in in his new "look", I kept saying, "Howard, hes just looking for attention, why are you giving it to him?!!""
    Instead of torturing us with Howard asking him all those questions and him taking about 5 minutes to finally answer them, everyone in the room shouldve taken turns goofing on him and then thrown him out.
  18. Charlie Don't Surf Full Member

    Sounded like a dozen riffs from a dozen other songs all thrown together. Not at all listenable.
  19. HHH1 Full Member

    This entire thread belongs in Hall of Fame. Its an award winner.
    Keep the TRUTH about Benji coming, folks.
  20. RightBastard

    RightBastard SFN Gold Supporter

    Did that hat come with its own hair?
  21. zeusapollo Full Member

    He thinks it's funny to him and his signature schitck that he puts over on everyone

    It's annoying as hell and just brings the show to a screeching halt. Half the time Benjy is on I just change to sports radio and Howard loses a listener for the day
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  22. skippydog49 Full Member

    He needs to be let go and find his way. He and his partner can take the world by storm.
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  23. buckefilbert Full Member

    Agreed, they will knock the world on it's ass, after all Benji's opinion is shrewder, (heavy emphasis on "shrew") than Tommy Motola's, how can they loose?
  24. mygoodness Full Member

    That analogy sounds like something Beetlejuice would say.
  25. Erleichda Full Member

    Howard fucks with Gary > watching paint dry > Gary fucks with Benjy

    You'd think after almost 30 years of getting it from Howard, Gary would be much better at letting that shit roll downhill. Fuck the monkey, Team Bronk...

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