Heidi Klum tired of the black-cock

OFFICIALLY Leaving the Black Cock



Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Heidi will file divorce papers in L.A. County Superior Court as early as next week. We're told Heidi will cite "irreconcilable differences" as the cause for the divorce.

people get divorced everyday...

I'm sure Seal was packing some 100% alabama black snake but damn, that face. Oofa..looks like they tried to put out a fire on his face with an icepick

It's terrible...all of these celebrities get married for vanity purposes, and divorce like it's nothing. Aren't they concerned for the children they're ruining? Agh I just want to scream!!!!

So what do you guys think ..... once Heidi has gone black she will never go back? She is one sexy german, love to give that gal some spicy italian sausage.

I saw an interview with her once where she described the reason she fell in love with seal the first time she saw him was that she could see the outline of his cock in his spandex bike pants. True story

It's funny how everything involving Seal and Heidi turns into racial talk, like people are still shocked to see blacks and whites together. It's 2012 people, it's time for you to evolve.

Yes, just like the HSS..

No more black babies for Howard to gawk at.

If she's not into black cock, I guess Beetle doesn't have a chance...

This is the worst non-face thing to ever happen to Seal.

Dude we are all jealous of him!

Seriously, what are they fighting about? The stress of raising children? An article said Heidi Klum earned $20 million in 2011 (had no idea she earned that much).
Just sit the kids in front of a Wii. Parenting is so easy.

she went black.. dont want her back!

Seal looks like he got clubbed.

I found this tidbit about what they argue over:

If you can't make a compromise on when to open presents.....what other idiotic problems did they have? What brand toasters to use?

Twittered pic from just this past December.
I guess that argument over the presents was the last straw.

Who wore it better. I'm surprised JLo won this one



I'm posting a lot because today is Heidi Klum day for me

more specifically........the black cock attached to a facially scarred man who's a has-been musician who in his prime had only 2 hit songs. two shitty hit songs at that.

it's about time.

You don't undeerstand the importance of Christmas Eve, heilige abend, in germany. Everything shuts down, it is the most holy night. There are probably two parents in germany breathing a sigh of relief, even if they have to handle four kids now, "Ach du liebe."

Dear God.. Her body went south quicker than the space shuttle Columbia.

Fortunately for her, there will always be plenty of wealthy geriatric white men who love fucking beat up ex-models.

Duh, he was never going to turn white Heidi.