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How old were you when you sucked your first cock?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BlackDildo, Apr 5, 2010.

  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ SFN Supporter

    You gonna tell the wife to smoosh your fatpad next time she blows you?
  2. Maschine Zeit Full Member

    :jj:
  3. deverrant Full Member

    Oh, I know what you're talking about! That's why obese guys look like they have tiny penises and sometimes have "inverted penis syndrome". I saw it on one of those plastic surgery shows. And when Farva was de-loused in "Super Troopers".
  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ SFN Supporter

    Hey baby.... want your fatpad smooshed?
  5. deverrant Full Member

    I almost wish I could blow the guy again... just so he'd know I can do it the right way now.
    When a dude looks back at his first sexual experiences, before anyone knew any better (except Jeton apparently) do they think "man that chick sucked" or do they understand that it was just inexperience and remember it fondly anyway because it was one of their first encounters?
  6. deverrant Full Member

    Only if smooshing gives you an extra inch. ;)
  7. deverrant Full Member

    OMG I just had an epiphany! If smooshing the fat pad gives guys an extra inch of cock, smooshing a woman's fat pad must give her an extra inch of vagine! Sweet! I've always wanted to be able to brag aboug how big my vag is!
  8. Fluck Full Member

    This thread had potential but was ruined by extreme faggotry. Which happens alot here.
  9. rob82

    rob82 SFN Gold Supporter

    When I look back, I give a pass for inexperience. The girl I first fooled around with was barely 18 and I was 16. She once sucked my dick for over 40 minutes (yes, I timed it) and it didn't feel like anything, it was terrible. I eventually told her to stop so we could do something else. I'm sure she can give better blow jobs today.
  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ SFN Supporter

    The first time I ate out my HS girlfriend we were on her living room couch and instead of legs akimbo I flipped them back so her feet were behind her head.

    I'm sure that was comfortable.
  11. Jeton Full Member

    not big...deep. n yes, the fat pad makes ur cunt deeper.
  12. rob82

    rob82 SFN Gold Supporter

    I think the genitalia's positioning doesn't allow for that...
  13. deverrant Full Member

    I wax my twat to make it look bigger.


    :jj:
  14. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ SFN Supporter

    I love huge vagina... I like that shit all puffed up like a catcher's mitt.
  15. Jeton Full Member

    ok, i promise to not make fun of u: how old were U when u sucked that first cock?

    does the wax seep into ur cooch when it's liquid?
  16. deverrant Full Member

    So I don't have to send a notarized letter to the first couple guys I blew/banged stating that I'm indeed much better in bed now than I was back then?
  17. deverrant Full Member

    No. It's not so liquidy that it's runny. You put a thin layer on a stick (like a tongue-depressor) and smooth it on. It stays in place. It's kind of the consistency of honey. Plus the cooch isn't a gaping hole that's open all the time. If the wax DID run over it (which it wouldn't) it would just run over it, not INTO it.
  18. Fluck Full Member

    If by sucked that first cock you mean punched that first faggot then I don't remember.
  19. rob82

    rob82 SFN Gold Supporter

    Yes, you do, and you might even need to demonstrate how you've improved.
  20. rob82

    rob82 SFN Gold Supporter

    :right: C'mon man, you don't wanna go down that path, do you?
  21. Jeton Full Member

    no gape? :(

    u r so closeted it's not funny...i fear for the safety of that first dick u finally suck, ur gonna suck the guy's balls off...:whistle:
  22. deverrant Full Member

    That's what my lawyer said. He also said it had to be well documented with video tape and polaroids. :dontknow:
  23. Blue_Fisher

    Blue_Fisher Suicide by Mod

    im an 8 incher in that case
  24. Jeton Full Member

    we'll have to prove that sometime, big boy...:marx:
  25. deverrant Full Member

    Not really. I mean, if you've been getting fucked for a while I guess so. I've seen a little pussy-gape in porn but it's never too extreme and I've never experienced it personally. They close up pretty fast. They do so "by design". And the longer you go without sex the smaller/tighter it gets. I just had sex for the first time after going a month and my shit was sore for a couple days.

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