Miserable Men Howard is completely miserable being married

I'm not saying it's Beth's fault, but Howard showed today how miserable he is being married. He could not get off the topic with Russell Brand and David Arquette. Talking about how a wife "just lays there" when having sex, and how Brand could go have any girl he wants but now he is stuck with one person, etc etc. I wonder if Beth is picking up on this? He kept going back to the subject so much that even Brand and Robin commented about it.

Howard is completely miserable whether he is married or not. He is just an unhappy person.

And he thinks we should all sympathize with him. Sorry Howie, your average person would fucking kill for the life you have and have had.

You are correct sir. I never understand the unhappy wealthy and famous dude.

I like being married.. so if I was wealthy and famous I would probably want to be married. But my wife would understand that marrying a rich and famous guy means I'm going to fuck alot of chicks that ain't her. And if she can't hang with that, then I find a wife that can.

Reality has started to set in for Howard. Beth is more concerned with hitting the red carpet then slobbing his knob. She punches the clock in the bedroom and then its off the latest Hamptons Magazine party.

And I'm not saying that a wealthy person can't be upset or miserable. It's just that Howard overall has led a great life. His parents took take of him as a kid, paid for his school, supported his decisions, etc. He's sad cause he got bullied...welcome to planet Earth Howard. We all got bullied as kids. It's a part of growing up.

Howard has absolutely nothing to be miserable about.

I couldnt be happier that he's drowning in his own hypocrisy

And so now here we are....

Howard leaves his wife because he's not strong enough to face his mortality and he thinks (like all rich guys) that money can do what faith can't and so he sees young new pussy as an extended life.

He abandons his wife with young kids left to raise and runs off with some failed actress model who is desperate to sell her ass to the highest bidder. He hooks up with her but keeps the commitment at bay and then feels he "owes it to her" and gets married but forbids her to have children.

And now she wants the kid. They both lie about it. Beth can see now that only creating life makes her like meaningful. She's stuck with a fading old man who is clinging on to denial of the obvious and hoping for his own kids to have kids. All she has is his money fake fame and his tiny penis.

It's over, Johnny. It's over.

Do all Howard's daughters have big cans?

You actually think she has the noggin to pick up on this? Nope.

so far that's:

kutcher and moore let's face. they're in trouble and going to israel for light and love aint gonna cut it
arquette and cox too much time and money on their hands
aquilera and bratman kinda sad. thought they would make it

who am i missing?

If Howard was happy he would still find a way to not be.

yes but isn't that one of the reasons that we are all still fans.

Yes, I believe they do.