Howard Wrote a Article fo Time Magazine y0!

was this posted yet?

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2111975_2111976_2111982,00.html

Matt Lauer

Today Show Host
By Howard Stern

We all wondered, Was it over? It's over, it's over, he's losing his hair! It's got to be over! But we were wrong! The strength was still there, perhaps stronger still, crashing pillars to earth with innate strength and charm and class — Matt Lauer, 54, the anti-Samson, going up against pretty guys and girls, the hairy people. He was still the smartest, the strongest, the classiest. How? Why? This is a guy who never gives up! Why? How? 'Cause he works his ass off and cares about everything he does. Adversity, begone! Katie leaves. Meredith leaves. Knuckleheads come and go. Matt is there and stronger still. Our leader, diving into treacherous TV morning waters unscathed by sharks, unstung by stingrays, impossible to harm 'cause our Matt is cool and relaxed and so we're cool and relaxed and we can deal with the complexities of a presidential interview, a great sports event or the wacko.


All people become newsworthy in his Matt-talk, and their stories take on great importance. I've questioned the relevance of the Lohan story, the Brinkley divorce and again, again, again, Kim Kardashian — but it all becomes news, something we want to hear from the Matt Lauer interview. No wonder NBC is paying someone $25 million a year and it ain't me! Oh, how I admire him, and how I admire his lovely wife Annette.


If there is ever a woman Mrs. Stern and I would want to have a threesome with, it's Annette, although the three of us would probably end up in bed laughing and saying, "Where in the world is Matt?" (Hey, I'm Howard Stern, and I need to throw something inappropriate into everything I do.) Carry on, Matt. Oh, how we wish we were him.

Stern is a radio host and the newest judge on America's Got Talent

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Don't you mean: wuz thiz posted yet?

The threesome reference was a bit tacky for a man Stern's age. It was no "inappropriate" in way that would have been edgy in the early 90's. It was "inappropriate" as in rather lame and a bit passe.

Inappropriate and unnecessary to say the least.

sweet

Agreed.

dumb fucking article

do you think he wrote it on lotus notes?

or do you think beth showed him how to use word? if so, do you think they figured out how to save the document, or did he just copy and paste the body into an email?

fascinating.

Love it. The document was lost & they had to call Jeff Shick. Or he just wrote it in the Note App of his iPad (that took him 6 months to learn) and Ralph pulled it off the iCloud that I'm sure they share.

Note: this would have taken three months to do and 10 therapist's visits to discuss.

Other than that, I liked the first part, but he sex stuff is just old hat. Schecky Stern.

Good article. Matt Lauer was at the Wednesday 12 noon taping of AGT. When I was on line I saw him, his wife and 2 kids get into a suv. He was like yelling for the driver to move up. Dont know if he was there for HS or AGT.

I completely forgot about even seeing him until I read this thread, lol.

It's a funny piece and the 3some shit was money. This is Time Mag, leave it to him to crowbar that shit in there.

Love it and all you guys are haters.

the article sucks it fucking blows

Cool