I am happy for Chiva and Cheri

I think it is just fucking, but to be honest with the pain and swelling the last thing I want to do is rub one out. Although when I do get a random boner throughout the day it makes my balls feel better. I guess it takes some of the blood out and goes to my cockles.

Wouldn't your wife getting an IUD or something be easier?

Fucking Neckbeard

Great! Fishing and drinking w the guys. Ever been to the Keys?

She is uber Catholic and I have to be honest I didnt think this would be an issue with the swelling. Bad Luck I guess.

Ive heard more horror stories about vasectomy's than success stories. Most times there are problems that lead to swelling. Major Swelling. Just prepare for no sex for about 2 months. Then hope for the best. Good luck to Vic. May he be one of the lucky ones.

shut up you old bag.....

How did you talk her into letting you get snipped?

Most IUDs are soaked in hormones (no better than taking the pill). Or you can get the old copper kind, but the risk of rupturing your uterus is very high.

No. I haven't been to a whole lot of places in Florida.

Mirena. Has very low dose. I can't take the pill, but I've recently had this put in and not a lot of problems. Just inital cramping fun.

I just fucking told her. She really had no say in the matter. Its my body and I dont want to have anymore kids. I may be considered Catholic, but I dont believe in most of that shit anyways.

Have Chiva gas up that Altima and go. Lotsa great places in less that 2 hrs from Orlando.

I was at the doc with him. That guy said he should be ready to go in a week. Lets hope he knows what he is talking about. And Vic has me to nurse him. I have a very gentle touch.

Mmmmmm the slut in you is strong it is.

I am hyper sensitive to hormones. So it is a non option here.

I guess God showed you to fuck with contraception grapefruit balls

Got it. The pill gave me horrible migranes. This I was willing to try because it's so low dose because it doesn't have to go though the digestive tract. So far, no issues.

This thread was way funnier when it was about Chiva's scabby ween.

I totally agree. Fucking catholic church is wacky. My wife is also catholic but she knows I don't believe in that crap. The Pope can go to hell with his overpopulation stance. Every Sperm is Sacred.

No scabs. I inspected that shit. And I wipe him down with Lysol wipes.

Yeah the whole vasectomy birth control conversation was terrible.

Lao Tzu is the Dr. Remulak of message board posters.

I wish my shit was all dried up and rotten too.