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I found a tick on my scrotum today.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Ponderous, May 11, 2008.

  1. Ponderous Full Member

    It was horrifying. Small and grey about the size of a grain of rice. My wife had to pull it off. I don't think I've ever been more skeeved out in my life.
    Sorry - no pics.
  2. sabian404

    sabian404 Closed by User

    you know your suppose to burn em off
  3. ArtieDeVanzo Full Member

    Where were you in the past 48 hrs to have a tick?
  4. GatGirl69

    GatGirl69 Closed by User

    you're supposed to use a knife, cut a gash where it bit you and have your bud suck the poison out!
  5. Ponderous Full Member

    Walking in the woods with my dog. Dog has flea & tick medication - I don't.
  6. spreedogg

    spreedogg SFN Gold Supporter

    no I think you have to piss on it
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  7. Bud

    Bud SFN Gold Supporter

    tru story.
  8. Scott114 Full Member

    Chances are it layed eggs and you're growing thousands of baby ticks in your testicles. Best to have them removed.
  9. "Nice!" Full Member

    "Er-ah - No".

    Experts advise not to use this technique as the tick is more likely to regurgitate into it's host and thereby inject the Lyme bacterium (assuming the tick itself is infected - they all aren't).

    It's advised to use tweezers and gently pull the head out as close to the skin as possible (good luck with that if it's been on you awhile and has buried it's head into your skin).

    Keep an eye out for the tell-tale "Bull's Eye" rash (and I don't think it necessarily appears at the site of the bite).
  10. Scott114 Full Member

    And by them I mean your balls.
  11. MissingMentalPatient Full Member

    Stop scaring this guy. Plenty of men go on to lead satisfying lives after a tick bite makes it necessary to surgically remove their testicles.

    Don't worry, you'll be just fine.
  12. rogny Full Member

  13. PeanutButter11 Full Member

    do you actually feel the tick on there or is there no feeling of it on there. and does it hurt to remove it.
  14. rogny Full Member

    HOWARD? :scratch:
  15. twaticus Full Member

    Does you sack hang so low that it was dragging thru the grass?
  16. Scott114 Full Member

    Does it wabble to and fro?
  17. twaticus Full Member

    Can you tie it in a knot?
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  18. Vickroy

    Vickroy SFN Gold Supporter

    Them are good eat'n. :drool:
  19. DrSublux

    DrSublux SFN Gold Supporter

    I heard a gob of vasaline on the tick. The cant breathe then they back out. Not sure if it works though.
  20. Dragonfish Full Member

    probably gotta cut the whole sack off now.
  21. jasonluckydog17 Full Member

    You sure it aint crabs?
  22. RobinLuvsFood Full Member

    What did that feel like? Was there a soreness in your nut area? Were you able to find it or did your wife have to go hunting through your bush? Hope you don't have any more hiding in there.

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