I Met Howard at AGT Taping at Mahaffey Theater

First off thanks to Fafa flunkie, he got me two tix and all i did is call the show and asked for them, I didn't even get on air and he gave me very good seats, i was in the 3rd row. Here is my quick review..
Howard is right about putting hot chicks up front I seen the AGT people basically scouting for girls to move up from, they even mad 2 fat guys move back!
So when the Howie, sharon and Howard came the place went nuts! Howard did a little show for everyone because Sharon was late. Howard killed he basically did stand up for 15 min. Everybody was shouting out crazy Stern sayings and he would throw some back.. Somebody yelled "Artie" Howard said he misses that fat bastard and hopefully he can get him back on the show very soon. Howard started to sing the famous backside boys song the crowed went fucking nuts. I would say it was 95% stern fans there.. Howard then farted in the mic...
Best part of the 15 min set though was when a guy yelled "you sold out" Howard went up the stairs to the guys face they guy looked scared for his life then Howard opened up his walllet and gave a guy it appered to be like 500 bucks, then he told the guy to use it for his tampons cause the guy is obviously on the rag.. Howard totally destroyed There was so much more funnier shit I just dont remember all of it right now. Howard was doing Jackie impressions too. He also asked if there was any bubba fans there and lots of boos, Howard said he loved Bubba,,
Anyways to wrap up I met him after the show he talked to me for it seemed like 5 min, He was so nice he even showed me a picture of Beth half naked on his phone. He thanked me for being a subscriber I did ask him if I could post I met him on here, He laughed at said "go ahead they will just call you a sell out, you suck, your wife is ugly just like they say about me" He went on to say he would love to see what everyone's wives look like that come on here! He was awesome and he liv3ed up to the billing, he is the nicest celeb I ever met..Not to mention he said he was buying my wife and I dinner at Nobu he took my name down and everything So Im going on may 3rd I will see if I really have a reservation

By the way when I mean after the show the show ended and I was right behind him so he started to talk to people, I was not backstage or anything.. I doubt Howie would even look at me if I was backstage..
He is the truly the king of all media

Good job telling everyone when to fuck-up your dinner with Howard.

I saw Ronnie and him at a nearby pub on Monday night, but I left them alone. I was quite surprised it was just the two of them sans any other security...Ronnie must indeed be packing some heat.

Oh and Sharon is a bitch, She made a act start all over again cause she needed a break and Howard let her have it, I will bet Howard speaks about it on the show.. The honey moon is over for those 2.. Howard and Sharon obviously do not like each other anymore..
She even said to Howard during when they were reviewing a act "the shows not alll about you Howard" "You have a disgusting radio show if you want to hog all the time" Howard then replied speaking of Hog i used to have you on when you were a nobody and you were fat now that ur skinny you think your somebody, your ozzys wife get over it" You could cut the tension with a butter knife

Im not having dinner with Howard he said he was getting me and my wife dinner there, hes not going

You're a sellout,you suck and your wife is ugly

Speaking of then 2, I have no doubt in my mind that Howard is drinking while filming, He was drinking from a red cup and I smelled vodka from where I was sitting.. I did meet Ronnie he is a douch bag.. He came over when Howard was talking to some hot chick and ronnie started to butt in, Howard look annoyed and told ronnie to go, He said "your mambo is killing me"

damn that is awesome, good for you man, sounds like you had a blast!! can't wait until the show comes on, AGT i mean, and glad howard is fighting with sharon!! hahaha

Did he take down your name paperless? Post it note?

Howard is a whino?

I bet it's liquid courage and the only way he can go on stage.

You can't smell vodker from that far away, was it on his breath, maybe it was wig glue that you were smelling.

what pub was Howard chillin at? i live in the area, cant imagine stern chillin in some local area bar

Dude, that was Ralph. People sometimes mistake him for Howard. (What was he doing with Beth's picture on his phone?)

Anyways, glad you enjoyed it and welcome to Mutt's former house of Howard-hate, the SFN.

Good to hear your story sounded like a great time And I hope they get Artie back on the show

Me too cant wait!

Well, without publicly blowing his cover (nor should you if you figure it out), it was an upscale pub @ 6 blocks away from the theater, underneath a parking garage. ;^/

Funny how Howard went from never wanting to leave his house, do talk shows or work, to flying around the country, meeting the public, doing standup, and being damn happy to do it.

That whole story sounds like a huge load of shit.

Sure does...
Volunteering to be a standup comic?
Walking into audience alone to confront a heckler?
Farting in front of an NBC "family friendly" audience?
I smell bullshit.
Benji must have written that report.

Complete and utter horse shit.

The pulling out the wallet and giving away money convinced me.

No......just no.

This is how he would have acted in the 80's. He isn't confronting anyone these days.

Cool story, glad to see Howard is out and having fun. The world needs more Howard.