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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Call Me God, Mar 2, 2011.

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  1. flathead

    flathead SFN Gold Supporter

    No shit, I bet you can hear the fapping three blocks in all direction from her house.
    flathead, Mar 5, 2011
    #901

  2. Call Me God Full Member

    she meant her neighborhood
    Call Me God, Mar 5, 2011
    #902

  3. Grimcat Full Member

    Fine..I wash going to wah her windows but she has other more dirty things she wants me to wash....:dribble:
    Grimcat, Mar 5, 2011
    #903
  4. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 SFN Supporter

    I just went to take a piss and came to the rationalization that my cock is nowhere near as big as RM's. :(
    Tarpon1965, Mar 5, 2011
    #904

  5. Grimcat Full Member

    That's ok you won't need a ring-piece.
    Grimcat, Mar 5, 2011
    #905
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  7. schmoopy72

    schmoopy72 SFN Gold Supporter

    All of your hair would clog the drain. [IMG]
    schmoopy72, Mar 5, 2011
    #907

  8. Mojopin Full Member

    The girls that lives downstairs asked me the other day what it means when a guy starts rubbing your leg while chatting. After giggling at her for a bit, I told her he wants to fuck her. Her response: "But, we're friends."

    She actually did not understand.

    :rolleyes:
    Mojopin, Mar 5, 2011
    #908
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  10. ReggaeMistress

    ReggaeMistress Closed by User

    They don't care, as long as I cook and take them paintballin' :cool:
    ReggaeMistress, Mar 5, 2011
    #910
  11. flathead

    flathead SFN Gold Supporter

    :jj: Did you ever get the "Can't we just be friends" line? That's sucks.
    flathead, Mar 5, 2011
    #911
  12. flathead

    flathead SFN Gold Supporter

    Well they're not going to whip it out right there and :jackoff:. Us pervs in here might but the neighbors kid isn't going to.
    flathead, Mar 5, 2011
    #912
  13. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk SFN Supporter

    I can proudly say............yeah me too :sad:
    jackie the jerk, Mar 5, 2011
    #913

  14. Mojopin Full Member

    She then tells me that the guy has been giving her free weed and homework help ever since they met last semester.

    She thinks he's just being "nice".
    Mojopin, Mar 5, 2011
    #914
  15. ReggaeMistress

    ReggaeMistress Closed by User

    I think it was modeled after a male porn star, so unless you fellas are in the 'biz' you have nothing to worry about.

    Plus, it's too big for me anyway but practice makes perfect, right?!? :worried2:
    ReggaeMistress, Mar 5, 2011
    #915
  16. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 SFN Supporter

    If you leave it out all the time, then you don't have to waste the time "whipping" it out. :)
    Tarpon1965, Mar 5, 2011
    #916

  17. Mojopin Full Member

    Sorry to spoil the fun or gross you out RM, but these kids are whacking it like chimpanzees when they get home (or in your bathroom) while thinking about you.

    Guaranteed.
    Mojopin, Mar 5, 2011
    #917

  18. Mojopin Full Member

    whew!
    Mojopin, Mar 5, 2011
    #918
  19. macktheknife72

    macktheknife72 SFN Supporter

    I'm pretty sure Mojo and I could pull some ass in Montana... I'm a great wingman.....
    macktheknife72, Mar 5, 2011
    #919
  20. ReggaeMistress

    ReggaeMistress Closed by User

    Now that I think about it, one boy on the football team asked my 11 year old if I was his 'real' mom or his 'new' mom...I didn't get it at the time.
    ReggaeMistress, Mar 5, 2011
    #920
  21. flathead

    flathead SFN Gold Supporter

    Oh yeah, these kids are abusing themselves constantly. Round the clock.
    flathead, Mar 5, 2011
    #921
  22. Stevie

    Stevie SFN Gold Supporter

    I bet RMs butthole smells like lilacs and heaven...
    Stevie, Mar 5, 2011
    #922
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  24. Mojopin Full Member

    :jj:
    Mojopin, Mar 5, 2011
    #924

  25. Mojopin Full Member

    In a way it was torture at that age. A different torture than I experience now.
    Mojopin, Mar 5, 2011
    #925
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