I Really Love That Mr. Skin

I usually find Mr Skin's puns cringeworthy but one I thought was clever was when he was talking about Sherilyn Fenn's browneye clip and Howard said it ended her career and Mr Skin responded with "It hit the skids."

Didn't think anyone caught that one. Thanks!

I think he said one time that the studios give him the movies because it gives them another avenue for publicity.

Mr. Skin is the best regular contributor on the show, and Howard does rush him too much. He should be allowed to sit in the entire show if that shit-stain Benjy does. Him along with Richard Roeper. It's funny though, all this Jeremy Linsanity was actually forged by punning out Mr. Skin's name waaaaaaayyy before. It's actually the all same puns you hear now with Jeremy Lin, too bad Skin didn't patent them all. All these NY POST or DAILY NEWS "Lintastic" headlines Mr. Skin was all over it first SKINstantly.

Skin I don't know if you're still looking at this thread but what do you have on 2 light skinned exotic babes; Zoe Saldana and Thandie Newton scene wise? To my knowledge neither has but I could be wrong??

Also how frustrating is Jennifer Love Hewitt? She's literally starring in a show about a high end call girl service called THE CLIENT LIST but the thing is not on SHOWTIME or HBO, it's on fucking LIFETIME?!!?!? It's like putting UFC on BRAVO. It's amazing how she walks rt up to the nude line and won't cross it like she has some fake integrity or something (also had a book sold by the term "vagazzling").

The way I see it if acting virtuosos like Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Connelly can do several nude scenes then so CANZ someone with waaaayy less respected cinematic/TV career. JLH needs to get over herself and get nude before it's too late, 35 is rt around the corner. That goes for you too Winona Ryder but in her case it's 40.

OOHHH I almost forgot Mr. Skin, as the great Adam Carolla often says to you "MR. SKIN YOU TRULY ARE DOING THE LORD'S WORK!"

Thanks.

Zoe Saldana came pretty close in a movie called Columbiana, but she hasn't done an official nude scene yet. Thandie Newton has been nude a bunch, including in Oprah's movie Beloved. JLH has been very frustrating for fans of celebrity nudity. I once talked to some people who worked at Playboy and they told me she was there #1 choice at one time for a celebrity nude spread...its because there is NOTHING out there on her. We did find a JLH nip-slip in the Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo at the 1:01:40 second mark when she jumps into a pool in her dress. But that's (t)it. Winona Ryder has done a brief nude scene is a movie called Sex and Death 101.

I get to come in studio once a year and they play my Mr. Skin Minute every week. I also get to do a few one hour shows every year on Howard 101. Especially because I'm a huge fan of the show, I'm grateful for all of that. That's very nice of you to say, but I think they give me PLENTY of exposure (no pun intended) on Sirius.

Hahahhahahaha. That's a ton of skinfo I wasn't even privy to.

Winona Ryder nip slipped (Autumn in New York) off the radar after all those shop-lifting mental patient (see thru in GIRL INTERRUPTED) episodes. So much so that I actually missed that film SEX AND DEATH 101, which would NEVER have happened to me in the 90s when my SKINdar was at it's highest. Her and her career have gotten really strange now. Her star has significantly dropped through her 30s but I can't wait to find out if those underrated SKINona Ryder have not.

Thanks for the Thandie NUDEton update, hahahahaha, I can't believe I'm gonna beat off to BELOVED. I'm stroking to a new low! This is gonna be a HARPO PRODUCTION I can be proud of.

JLH is cock-teases these fans in every film in every and she CLEARLY knows her bread and butter are on her chest. Even on THE BREAST WHISPERER she sashays around this dopey fake town around in these plunging and tight outfits and there's no way that piece of crap show would go past one season without it. I have to HEARTBREAKERS is one of the hottest NON nude movies she's done. She is AS smokin in that as alot of actual nude scenes I've seen.

But again, if Oscar nom Anne Hathaway can do much nudity then JLH is not above it by any means.

I see where you're cumming from Skin but there's also another fan's perspective like me that actually loves hearing funny, charismatic, skinformative people like you sit in in LONG FORM. The show has gotten too streamlined and has gotten away from what made it great like funny people sitting in for whole shows.

If we have to hear Howard harp on borish unfunny schtick-stains like Benjy or Ronnie for hours a week you don't know HOW refreshing it is to hear you (or George Takei, Kimmel/Carolla) on there actually being interesting, likable, and funny. Because these moments are rare these and we get them we hold on for dear life.

Stop the skinsanity.

Also I have 2 more if you wouldn't mind I forgot. How about Eva Longoria and Vanessa Marcil from LAS VEGAS? Again, as far as I know there's nothing??

OOHhh I assume you've read Richard Roeper's (he's a big fan of yours) Chicago White Sox book. How is it, and is there any nudity in it?

normaly I hate mr skin,, he is boring and gives me a headache, but this time they kept it short and sweet and he did good, even went to his website and got a laugh . but with only a few hours a month of show every thing is kept short and sweet no time to develop a bit.. in this case it helped

Never fails to make me laugh at some point when he's on the show.

I'm going to assume he has an idea of the questions Howard is going to ask because I can't imagine he knows the precise moment of every nude scene in every movie right off the top of his head - unless he's like Rain Man.

Did Emmy Rossum win any Skin awards because god damn she is hot as fuck on that Shameless show

"Back Burger"!!! Mr. Skin is the best!

You can definitely see at least one of Zoe's nipples in the shower scene from "Colombiana" if you watch the Blu-ray in full 1080p. Just a fleeting glimpse, though. Even without more than a flash of her nipple, I recommend "Colombiana" to any Zoe Saldana fan because she spends a good portion of the movie walking/running around half-naked in short shorts and a tank top. Watching it propelled her into my top 5 chicks I'd love to bang.

"Rear burger" has become a favorite phrase between my wife and me ever since Mr. Skin used it to describe that Olsen Twins sister in "Martha Marcy May Marlene." I think it has nicer ring to it than "back burger."

Hey Skin, I was saying in another thread how great it would be if you (or one of your skinterns) posted here maybe a weekly wrap-up of skinformation about new nudes in fim and TV. (IE. Jen Aniston was supposed to be topless in Wanderlust this week.)

It would certainly help this place and could drive more traffic to your site. It's a skin win-win!

Love when Mr.Skin is on! Laughed when he spoke about his Mom working for him !! All bow to Mr. Skin!!!!!!