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I shit my pants today.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012.

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  1. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    For the first time in about 3 years. :cautious:

    I was on my way to a friends to eat fajitas and watch the derby, maybe play some cards.
    I have been fighting this stomach bug for most of the week. I first thought it was something I ate, but I guess I am sick. It was nasty. I had to drive home with a biq squishy pant load, like 40 minutes. :poop:
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  2. Dream Theater69 Full Member

    [IMG]
    Dream Theater69, May 5, 2012
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  3. Anogram

    Anogram SFN Supporter

    re-shit your pants or it never happened.
    Anogram, May 5, 2012
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  4. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    I wont be leaving the house the rest of the weekend. Too scared I might "tell it again"
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  5. cobainsbrain Full Member

    Happy Cinco de Crappo Bubble
    cobainsbrain, May 5, 2012
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  6. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    The Messicans have won. :(
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  7. cobainsbrain Full Member

    I did?? Nobody told me. What did we win
    cobainsbrain, May 5, 2012
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  8. Cap_SlAp Full Member

    Here I sit, broken hearted,
    Tried to shit but only farted;
    Then one day I took a chance,
    Tried to fart but shit my pants!
    Cap_SlAp, May 5, 2012
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  9. nikkerz

    nikkerz Closed by User

    I know it may sound stupid because it's coming from me....you sure you don't have food poisoning?
    nikkerz, May 5, 2012
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  10. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    No...im not positive. I started feeling bad after Chipotle for lunch on Tuesday. I thought it might have been the corn salsa (cuz i kept tasting it when i burped) I was bad for like 24 hours. Then I started feeling better....I kept eating light till this morning. I was hungry and had a big breakfast.....bad news.
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  11. nikkerz

    nikkerz Closed by User

    Been there...never fun...but when I have food poisoning, I'm throwing up stomach lining. I just wasn't sure if that ALWAYS happens or not.
    nikkerz, May 5, 2012
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  12. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    I hope my favorite cargos survive
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  13. nikkerz

    nikkerz Closed by User

    Lol...at any rate, I hope you feel better.
    nikkerz, May 5, 2012
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  14. This Fucker

    This Fucker SFN Supporter

    You need to get stopped by the police at this point.
    This Fucker, May 5, 2012
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  15. Call Me God Full Member

    was it a juicy shit or those hard ones
    Call Me God, May 5, 2012
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  16. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    I thought about hitting the drive thru for a big slush. I figured that would help things out in my gut, but I didnt....im not tht much of a slob.
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  17. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    Straight bright orange smelly fucking liquid. The worst of the worst.
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  18. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    Thanks...Im cranking the A/C smoking some Sour D and loafing around all day.
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  19. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    I would have made him pat me down. :whistle:
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  20. nikkerz

    nikkerz Closed by User

    Smoke some for me. :)
    nikkerz, May 5, 2012
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  21. Call Me God Full Member

    needs sample to taste or gtfo
    Call Me God, May 5, 2012
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  22. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    I might have left you a little chocolate kiss on the drivers seat. I havent grabbed the windex and febreeze to go out and survey the damage yet.
    Bubbleguts420, May 5, 2012
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  25. nikkerz

    nikkerz Closed by User

    Ha! I can cook.
    nikkerz, May 6, 2012
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