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I sometimes have to push gay guys off of me.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by animalgod, Apr 27, 2012.

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  1. animalgod

    animalgod Closed by User

    Trip to the taint used to suck my balls super hard then I curb stomped the shit out the little pussy and he ran away for a year. Now he is back feeling extra butthurt. I guess he is craving the taste of curb in his mouth.
    animalgod, Apr 28, 2012
    #101
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  2. Blade_Jones

    Blade_Jones VIP: Prank Caller

    What type of business is this? A bathhouse? A hair salon?
    Blade_Jones, Apr 28, 2012
    #102
  3. nikkerz

    nikkerz Closed by User

    Designated driver service
    nikkerz, Apr 28, 2012
    #103
  4. Blade_Jones

    Blade_Jones VIP: Prank Caller

    A ha! Alcohol brings out the true colors in people.
    I'd get a makeup effects kit and create a big zit on my right cheek. That might help keep 'em off.
    Blade_Jones, Apr 28, 2012
    #104
  5. nikkerz

    nikkerz Closed by User

    Lol
    nikkerz, Apr 28, 2012
    #105
  6. ArtiesButtCrack

    ArtiesButtCrack SFN Gold Supporter

    Dan you probably have to keep pushing people off you because you most likely contain your own gravitational pull. Try this next time: Stay in one spot but keep spinning around at a medium pace. I think this will allow people to kind of "orbit" you until they can get far enough away to shoot off in their own direction.
    ArtiesButtCrack, Apr 28, 2012
    #106
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  7. geodork Full Member

    Seriously? So the dozens of posts where i've read statements such as 'let me see if there's room on my ballsack' - you're saying that you didn't mean them? Cos you definitely seem proud of the fact. Just trying to understand your reasoning - are you saying, in those statements, that you enjoy being raped?
    geodork, Apr 28, 2012
    #107
  8. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 SFN Supporter

    [IMG]
    Diogenes1, Apr 28, 2012
    #108
  9. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 SFN Supporter

    [IMG]
    Diogenes1, Apr 28, 2012
    #109

  10. Dream Theater69 Full Member

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    Dream Theater69, Apr 28, 2012
    #110
  11. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 SFN Supporter

    [IMG]
    Diogenes1, Apr 28, 2012
    #111

  12. Dream Theater69 Full Member

    :rofl:
    Dream Theater69, Apr 28, 2012
    #112

  13. PornStache Full Member

    Weak post counts and page views these days, bro.
    PornStache, Apr 28, 2012
    #113

  14. Bubbleguts420 Full Member

    Show them a pic of your apartment & how you live, No gay dude would want you after that.
    Bubbleguts420, Apr 28, 2012
    #114

  15. TripTo My Taint Full Member


    [IMG]
    TripTo My Taint, Apr 28, 2012
    #115

  16. Mojopin Full Member

    Another $5 in the bank for that statement! :cheer:
    Mojopin, Apr 28, 2012
    #116
  17. Air Florida

    Air Florida SFN Gold Supporter

    [IMG]
    Air Florida, Apr 28, 2012
    #117

  18. geodork Full Member

    You seem to enjoy taint's sucking your balls oh so hard. You enjoy being buttraped?
    geodork, Apr 28, 2012
    #118
  19. nikkerz

    nikkerz Closed by User

    Dan hasn't given me money in months.
    nikkerz, Apr 28, 2012
    #119

  20. geodork Full Member

    Chubby subculture among male homosexuals

    Within the male homosexuality community, there is a subculture of overweight/obese homosexuals which is called the chubby culture (an overweight male homosexual within this subculture is called a "chub").[6]
    geodork, Apr 28, 2012
    #120

  21. Mojopin Full Member

    Running a tab?
    Mojopin, Apr 28, 2012
    #121
  22. nikkerz

    nikkerz Closed by User

    I've been with someone for almost 7 months...Dan and I don't even hang out alone anymore.
    nikkerz, Apr 28, 2012
    #122

  23. Mojopin Full Member

    Because you can't resist his sexy body and manly musk?
    Mojopin, Apr 28, 2012
    #123
  24. Namber

    Namber SFN Supporter

    How much vodka would it take to find AG attractive enough to get naked with?

    I don't think I havve ever in my life been that loaded.
    Namber, Apr 28, 2012
    #124
  25. animalgod

    animalgod Closed by User

    Tuesday who is a 100 times hotter than you thinks I'm sexy. Nuff said.
    animalgod, Apr 28, 2012
    #125
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