In Howard's demented world...

A group of people that still exists:

Amazing how much better Artie looks. Hard to believe that was only five years ago.

Smart

Is an important component of the show:
Is a credible news woman:
Knows when to shut up:
Is more knowledgeable on health issues than a doctor:
Is not a complete lunatic:
Will still find a man someday:
Is a "catch":

Suddenly "gets" and respects this artist.

These guests are so great we have them on the show several times a year...







Not so much...

The Howard Stern Show wants you! The Howard Stern Show is looking for "America's Next Top Wack Packer." If you think you have what it takes, or know someone who would be a perfect candidate.......

strenuous work:

A couple enjoying a summer day in their convertible is just a couple of “assholes looking for attention.”




This, however, is legitimate “charity work.”

Calm and cool during contract negotiations.

Whatever happened to that guy?

Wouldn't sign the Howard gets all the marbles for all eternity and longer waiver.
because inb Howard's demented world...everyone signs away their work and likeness and allows Howard to use it forever without paying royalties.

IS MORE FUN THAN

Who's the old broad with guitars?

Not staged at all.
Modest and classy.

A lame attempt to win the fans over that didn't succeed, rather it just sucked.

This is the perfect ass...



Where as this woman is fat and disgusting and needs to lose 40-65 pounds...

This pic "broke the internet"

That girl's ass is perfect.

Do you think Howard ever smiles these days? He seems just plain ole miserable anymore. He has always been angry and pissy but he was having a lot of fun, participated in things, and he laughed a lot. Hell, he can't even get a decent wackpacker nowadays ... His success and change of personal venues (the Hamptons) has turned him into the type of person he used to rally against. He seems to be so concerned with being politically correct and keeping up with his energetic, social event loving wife that he is losing himself. I miss the basement dwelling recluse.

I hope he doesn't get a contract for a while and comes back with a fire in his ass. He needs to stop being so worried about making rich people happy and start being what makes him and the people that made him rich happy if he wants to remain relevant. I still listen. but I do not have to hear every second of the show like I used to. It sucks having to listen to someone with that kind of money bitch about not having enough of it everyday.

I love him but I wish he would reevaluate.

I am baked and I wanted to say this but couldn't start a thread. I mean it though!! I miss the non-apologetic Howard!!

one of the best threads ever

ah god the things I'd do to Julia Bond

the beginning of the end of the world

is somehow different from

The man who cured Artie

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