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John Mayer fucked Taylor Swift in the ASS!

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by hendrix5150, Oct 26, 2010.

  1. hendrix5150 Full Member

    Howard is right about Taylor Swift, she looks like a lost deer in the woods,
    but the girl gets around.

    Taylor Swift is such the closet slut. She has hopped around to 3 men in less then
    a year and is now banging Jake Gyllenhaal. She was banging John Mayer which
    she wrote a song about called "Dear John" which basically says to me that he violated
    her and gave her a line of bullshit and she took it hook, line and sinker.

    Mayer likes to fuck girls in the ass and has a long history of roadies spreading real
    stories of Mayer having sex with teenie girls in his hotel room. So my take is, he
    fucked Taylor silly and violated her in every hole and then tossed her aside like a
    sack of potatoes. And now she is hurt and wrote a song about how much of a
    douchebag he is. I guess she didn't get the memo before about him :)

    Taylor Swift's latest album is shaping up to be an open book about her love life. First she penned a song about 'Twilight' hunk Taylor Lautner. Now, she's reportedly taking aim at John Mayer, which confirms rumors that the two were romantically involved in 2009 while collaborating on 'Half of My Heart,' a track from his last album. Based on lyrics from Swift's new song 'Dear John,' off her forthcoming 'Speak Now,' Mayer broke her heart.

    The chorus of the song reveals the pair's romance ended badly:

    "Dear John
    I see it all now that you're gone
    Don't you think I was too young
    To be messed with
    The girl in the dress
    Cried the whole way home
    I should've known.

    It was wrong
    Don't you think nineteen's too young
    To be played
    By your dark, twisted games
    When I loved you so.

    My mother accused me of losing my mind
    But I swore I was fine
    You'll add my name to your long list of traitors
    Who don't understand
    And I'll look back in regret
    I ignored what they said 'Run as fast as you can."
  2. fucky

    fucky SFN Supporter

    This is the worst, most misleading thread title ever.
  3. waltermelon

    waltermelon SFN Supporter

    What a useless fucking post.
  4. Haroof Full Member

    Another shit thread.
  5. mounsey

    mounsey SFN Gold Supporter

    you speak the truth
  6. Mr. Hole

    Mr. Hole SFN Supporter

    He seems to have fucked everyone, he must at least have the herps.
  7. nospin Full Member

    I would concur with fucking her in the ass...

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  8. Hugh Blowmont Full Member

    I would hack these animals to pieces with a meat cleaver in front of the Pope for the opportunity to sniff her bunghole for 3 seconds.

  9. ply474 Full Member

    Thats a tall order Hugh, but damn shes hot!!!!!!
  10. paskel Full Member

    johnny, oh joooohnny
    i thought u were super
    but all along u just wanted to fuck my pooper...
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  11. Mr. Hole

    Mr. Hole SFN Supporter

    I bet it went in smooth and fast.
  12. TheMierArmy Full Member

    bet it smells like poo and jizzum :worried2:
  13. Hugh Blowmont Full Member

    I don't care, let me sniff that ass...

  14. wozardking Full Member

    He also likes to watch gay porn as he's going up the ass.
  15. GarysAssFly Full Member

    "i'd gape it"
  16. ravenrules Full Member

    Taylor would be hotter if she straightened her hair and got a tan. What do all of these celeb bitches see in John Mayer? He's gotta be the biggest douchebag on the planet, and his music blows.
  17. dalsh327 Full Member

    Why is she a slut? Lautner's always working on those vampire/warewolf movies, she's always working. Shit happens. She messed around with an older guy who played her.

    All her boyfriends are public knowledge, which is pretty fucked up. Mayer can have 5 at a time on his tour bus every night and no one would know about it.
  18. Superdog Full Member

    i love how Miley Cyrus gets slammed for grinding with a dude on a video but this chick has been passed around but that is ok because it's a love song.
  19. Diegoro Full Member

    Can you blame him?
  20. Purity Knight Full Member

    I would kill every man on SFN, and their extended families, in cold blood just to fuck Taylor Swift in the ass once.

  21. DiGi Full Member

    There are only so many holes in Taylor Swift that my dick would fit into. I would totally poke her in the Cheerio
  22. Smell Muhfinger Full Member

    She's actually kind of a butterface. :whistle:

  23. Beethoven Full Member

    I wonder what her ass smells like?

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