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Jonah Falcon

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Mr_Congeniality, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. Mr_Congeniality Full Member

    wow i just saw the pics for yesterday's show, and boy, Jonah has gotten really nastier looking (if it's possible) but it was a nice to have the guy with a 14-inch schlong finally come on the show...now Richard and Sal have more fucking ammo!!!
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  3. PeanutButter11 Full Member

    interesting article on him there. I didnt even know RollingStone mag wrote with so much raunchy detail (described his balls and him losing virginity at age ten to an 18 year old girl! :ae: )
  4. stabilo Full Member

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    Disturbing SUN article



    Huge manhood is a curse

    From EMILY SMITH
    in New York

    Published: 12 Jan 2006

    JONAH FALCON has the world’s biggest willy at 13in so you would think he’d be over the moon.

    But millions of men can take heart...Jonah says the mammoth manhood has ruined his life.

    He lives with his mum and hasn’t had a girlfriend for ten years.

    The 35-year-old bedded hundreds of women and men until he decided his willy had reduced him to a mere sex toy.

    Jobless Jonah has gone off casual sex and is now desperate for a steady relationship.

    The aspiring actor and writer said: When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers.

    It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned.

    My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show."

    Studies found the average adult aroused penis measures just under 6in. Jonah’s is 13in, 9in unaroused - a fact TV viewers can verify when he appears naked in a C4 documentary in the spring.
  5. havoc Full Member

    when you is that hung ya aint gotta stay in shape to get hoes. i didnt listen to da gay bachalar party cuz it against my morals but i heard he be a homo in real life, is that true?
  6. baby booie Full Member

    Has anyone actually seen his cock erect and actually 13 or 14 inches? I call bullshit.
  7. flippythered Probationary Member

    So how did they manage to get him in the studio after 'ruining' his show time after time?

    Did they promise not to keep calling his show? Was the chance at 'fame' enough to lure him out?

    Or do I run out of 'quotes' wondering why someone that should hate everything about the show agrees to be a 'guest'.

    And by the way - my 'penis' is at least as long as his.
  8. SparkyInVegas Full Member

    drop your pants sailor
  9. Large_Crab Full Member

    dude is a slob!
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  10. Gindaloonatic Full Member

    "When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches."


    :jj: WTF?
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  11. ricky

    ricky SFN Gold Supporter

    He might consider buying baggy pants.......they don't really have to hug his nuts, you know....
  12. AMJohnny Full Member

    I was gonna post that too lol
  13. redsonja1313 Full Member

    Ok, I get why gay guys would sleep with him...but he is ugly, fat and gross oh and a total douche who thinks his dumb Yankees show on the UHF channel is important. I suspect the fact he lives at home with his mom and has no job is due in large part to being a creepy ugly jerk who sings Muppets tunes and has nothing to do with the size of his member. Is there any female in here who would sleep with this dude..... and of those "100's of women he slept with" how many are now amputees as I am sure they all gnawed off their arms in the morning to get out or now reside in the expansive outlying areas of Canada's outback !!
  14. Tom from T.O.

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    Why bring us into the mix? Aplogize, now.
  15. Hardin Thicke

    Hardin Thicke SFN Gold Supporter

    I checked out the HTV episode. He's vile and creepy.
  16. EatsLikeArtie Full Member

    Someone just made the shit list.
  17. Vomit Lover Full Member

    He's a lard ass.
  18. AMJohnny Full Member

    Reads a little cock envy-ish darl'n :(
  19. InjunCharlie Full Member

    Not to be a dick, but I've seen your pics. You're no young Claudia Schiffer yourself.
  20. don fredo

    don fredo SFN Gold Supporter

    he's gonna have back problems.
  21. HeinousMark Full Member

  22. Oscar Wilde Full Member

    He's pretty vile.
  23. enimim

    enimim SFN Gold Supporter


    :hw:

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