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Kellie Pickler's Vagina Goes on Madd Rampage During American Idol Performance

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by buckefilbert, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. buckefilbert Full Member

    The American Idol television viewers were shocked and horrified during a live performance last night. Kellie Pickler (an ex Idol contestant) was performing a Tammy Wynette song during an elimination episode when out of nowhere her overwrought, excitable vagina slid through her pant leg and accosted the judging panel.

    "There was slippery slime every where, you could hardly stand up through all the goo", volunteered one audience member.

    From home the tragedy was self apparent. Her youhoo popped out of her pant leg looked at all the people and went on a sticky attack.

    First it went after Steven Tyler. Tyler, not accustomed to being overwhelmed by a rampaging vagina he ran for his life. When Randy and Jennifer saw the crazy va-jj chasing Steven around the stage they headed for the safety of their dressing rooms.

    "If Steven couldn't handle it I was outta there, he's a professional, A.M.A. certified vagina trainer", said Lopez

    "It was like crazymadd-dawg", said Randy

    It was closing in on Tyler who by this time was totally out of breath. Security finally distracted it with a bottle of Summers Eve douche, Tyler made his escape just in the nick of time.

    Only problem with distracting it from Tyler was it made a mad dash at the studio audience. Everyone ran in fear of being slimmed. Mayhem ensued and people were trampled in the melee. Surprisingly no one was injured.

    Arnold T. Barns of Beaverville Tenn. said, "They couldn't get their hands on the crazy thing, it was like a greased pig. Just kept slipping out of their hands. We were all scared as hell, don't think I'll over get over it".

    Security and Kellie Pickler finally stopped the horror when they used push brooms and Kellie's' soothing singing to get her vagina to retreat back up her pant leg and be seated where it should be.

    Best American Idol ever!

    From the desk of

    "They vote with their vaginas"
    Rush Limbaugh
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  2. Cutter

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  3. buckefilbert Full Member

    Kellie Pickler (an ex Idol contestant) was
  4. 2manboobs

    2manboobs Closed by User

    ....Mmmmm, nnaaaope ...not funny

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  5. buckefilbert Full Member

    What you think Tyler's penis should have battered people instead?
  6. phuck the fcc Full Member

    pics or it didnt happen fuck-face
  7. Blade_Jones

    Blade_Jones VIP: Prank Caller

    Some chick with a butt that's too big for a white girl.
    Cutter likes this.
  8. mcopley Full Member

    [IMG] Wow, i didn't know she a nice ass, and round tits to boot. Bad joke above by bucket though
  9. ROBBY241 Full Member

    id fuck her in the ass and wipe my dick off on the curtains
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  10. Johnnymop Full Member

    She was much hotter when she was the country girl from next door. Now she looks like every other Hollywood slut.

    When she first came on that show she was adorable.
  11. RightSaidFred Full Member

    I have convinced myself ,i can see a nipple.
    No alert
  12. acentx Full Member

    They should have called me. I'm a vagina wrangler.
  13. Neckbeard Full Member

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  14. buckefilbert Full Member

    Maybe some talented photo shop guru might get the energy to publish the tragedy for us here.

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  15. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ SFN Supporter

    My pickle would throw hot ropes all over that.
  16. SorryBoss Full Member

    That ass looked pretty good to me and with those implants, she's got some nice proportions going on.
  17. buckefilbert Full Member

  18. Blade_Jones

    Blade_Jones VIP: Prank Caller

    Kim Kardashian's ass better move over for Kellie Pickler unless Miss Pickler can get on that elliptical trainer for few months and lay off the beer and chocolate.
  19. Maschine Zeit Full Member

    sounds delish.
  20. Cutter

    Cutter SFN Supporter

    she has a great shitter
  21. buckefilbert Full Member

    And a great squirt-er-splattt.
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  23. Blade_Jones

    Blade_Jones VIP: Prank Caller

    That's Nancy Grace...

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