Latin Mami hangout thread

I spilled an entire beer on my keyboard over the weekend and half of the keys are fucking sticking! This computer's only a couple of weeks old too! :bigangry:

Yes, I talk to my penis.

Too easy

Was trying to give you a setup so you look good

use your old keyboard until you figure out a way to clean that one

:uhoh:

I am only 95% evil :gs:

I could use some help after that pic of IB40 and me.

I threw it away.

I am not a plastic surgeon. Possibly you want to learn how to kayak?

What's there to learn? You sit in it and paddle from side to side. :scratch:

why would you throw it away?

What's there to learn? You turn the power on and move it across the carpet.

Because it was broken and probably a bio-hazard.

You can make fun of my profession when you're able to kayak for a living! :bird:

Trust me, if I didnt have bills to pay like everyone else I would be in a kayak or on the beach right now with a black haired beauty, smoking weed all day and collecting seashells.

oh

:hw:

:hw:

what's up C.I.A? nice of you to stop by

Thanks, Glad to be here

Doing good, I'm on vacation this week and trying to get motivated to look for a new winter coat.

How is Mami?

I'm doing surprisingly well, I really don't like this time of year.
I understand needing to be motivated to go shopping... I hate it. Enjoy your vacation

Yes, it's you

I understand. I live close to a mall and from now until Christmas, It is going to be an absolute nightmare trying to get anywhere with all the traffic.

And I hate shopping too. I have found out that people are just basically rude and inconsiderate by shopping.

True story, once when I was food shopping, I parked my cart next to a shelf so I could walk up to the Deli counter and order. When I got done I walked back to my cart to see some asshole bent over leaning on it.

:yippie: :drown: