List of Howards Jewish Words & Phrases

I am trying to bang this hot jewish chick and I want to sprinkle in some jewish words to help seal the deal

Howard uses them very well in his daily life.

Can we got some clarification as to which ones he uses and what they mean?

EDIT: I will be adding the words you share to the list. Definitions would be great!

Goyishe kop - Generally used to indicate someone who is not particularly smart or shrewd. (Definitely offensive.)
facocta - fucked up
schvatza - nick gerz
Kish mir en toches - Kiss my backside (slang)
schnurra - scarfing up free shit ala Gilbert Gottfried taking all the bottled water from the green room.
yenta - its someone who always has some sort of intrusive opinion and has to make themselves heard.
Gey koffen yam - Go shit or jump in a lake.
fagola mean homo i thinks
Oy Gevalt: A yiddish term meaning "Oh goodness!" An expression of utmost anxiety or shock.
Shnorrer - A beggar who makes pretensions to respectability; sponger, a parasite
Chazzer - A pig (one who eats like a pig)
Cafone an uncouth, boorish, ill-mannered person, and that's also what it means in American English slang.
altercocker--old fart
meshugenah toit = crazy person
meeshkite and nebbish. i.e. creep and nerd
mensch a person of integrity and honor

facocta - fucked up

schvatza - nick gerz

I dont know how its spelled but kish man tuchas aron or something to that effect.

money = money

Kush In Toches Arein!

That's my favorite.

Great! I have updated what Kish mir en toches means

Just ask for the shtoop-kep combo.

This one is interesting. It means "gentile head"- when someone isn't thinking smartly or rationally as a Jewish man would.

Howard once said Ben Affleck had goyishe kop for leaving a $10,000 tip to a waiter.

he uses Yenta an awful lot... i always thought that was yiddish

its someone who always has some sort of intrusive opinion and has to make themselves heard. they have a thought on EVERYTHING and have to tell it.

John-John kish merr tuchas aran.. you're on the air.

schnurra- scarfing up free shit ala Gilbert Gottfried taking all the bottled water from the green room.

Thanks

Well Yiddish is broken German (kinda like ebonics is broken English). And since German is very similar to English and "kish mein tuckas" sounds like "kiss my tuckas" and since I know "tuckas" means "ass"... I going to go out on a limb a guess that it means "kiss my ass"?

I have no guess ass to the "aaron" part.

Am I close?

you're "hocking me in chinuk" = You're might as well be talking in Chinese.

Gey koffen yam: Go shit or jump in a lake.

fagola mean homo i thinks

Oy Gevalt: A yiddish term meaning "Oh goodness!" An expression of utmost anxiety or shock.

Howard will use this one occasionally when he is just fed up with one of Artie's famous "one quick story Howard..." interruptions.

Jew girls give the best head.

Either shneror, which I'm thinking means glutton. Or chazar (Robert Loggia used it in Scarface) which might mean pig.

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I kid, I kid (but not really).

madonne
Jewish for Madonna or Esther, patron saint of Kabbalah & African children. Pronounced "marhonne". Usually used as an exclamation. "Oh, Hell!"
"Jimmy, you let the sauce boil over!! What's wrong wit you? Madonne!"

"Madonne, he's got a mouth on him."

Geh cocken offen yom - go shit in the ocean

are you serious? that word is 100% italian. it means Mother of God. Where did you get that little explanation...

Yes I cant seem to find anything on Madonne.

You shit!

I have updated all the words to the first post in the thread!

cafone
"Cafone" is a Jewish word that has found its way into American English slang. It was originally a neutral Yiddish word meaning a poor peasant. However, in modern Jewish, it evolved to mean an uncouth, boorish, ill-mannered person, and that's also what it means in American English slang.

For example,
"I was sitting in a quiet corner trying to get my baby to fall asleep, when that cafone came over, cigarette dangling from her mouth, reeking of cologne, carrying a blaring radio, and asked me whether he was my 'real son.'"

altercocker--old fart
meshugenah toit = crazy person