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List of Howards Jewish Words & Phrases

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Clint Malarchuk, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. Clint Malarchuk Full Member

    I am trying to bang this hot jewish chick and I want to sprinkle in some jewish words to help seal the deal

    Howard uses them very well in his daily life.

    Can we got some clarification as to which ones he uses and what they mean?

    EDIT: I will be adding the words you share to the list. Definitions would be great!

    Goyishe kop - Generally used to indicate someone who is not particularly smart or shrewd. (Definitely offensive.)
    facocta - fucked up
    schvatza - nick gerz
    Kish mir en toches - Kiss my backside (slang)
    schnurra - scarfing up free shit ala Gilbert Gottfried taking all the bottled water from the green room.
    yenta - its someone who always has some sort of intrusive opinion and has to make themselves heard.
    Gey koffen yam - Go shit or jump in a lake.
    fagola mean homo i thinks
    Oy Gevalt: A yiddish term meaning "Oh goodness!" An expression of utmost anxiety or shock.
    Shnorrer - A beggar who makes pretensions to respectability; sponger, a parasite
    Chazzer - A pig (one who eats like a pig)
    Cafone an uncouth, boorish, ill-mannered person, and that's also what it means in American English slang.
    altercocker--old fart
    meshugenah toit = crazy person
    meeshkite and nebbish. i.e. creep and nerd
    mensch a person of integrity and honor
  2. DalePie Full Member

    facocta - fucked up

    schvatza - nick gerz
  3. boonfarmer Full Member

    I dont know how its spelled but kish man tuchas aron or something to that effect.
  4. GLguygardner Full Member

    money = money

    :dontknow:
  5. chibchakan Full Member


    Kush In Toches Arein!

    That's my favorite.
  6. Clint Malarchuk Full Member

    Great! I have updated what Kish mir en toches means
  7. Who'sJackie? Full Member

    Just ask for the shtoop-kep combo.
  8. JohnDalton

    JohnDalton Closed by User

    This one is interesting. It means "gentile head"- when someone isn't thinking smartly or rationally as a Jewish man would.

    Howard once said Ben Affleck had goyishe kop for leaving a $10,000 tip to a waiter.
  9. kemps Full Member

    he uses Yenta an awful lot... i always thought that was yiddish

    its someone who always has some sort of intrusive opinion and has to make themselves heard. they have a thought on EVERYTHING and have to tell it.
  10. freewayfrankie Full Member

    John-John kish merr tuchas aran.. you're on the air.

    schnurra- scarfing up free shit ala Gilbert Gottfried taking all the bottled water from the green room.
  11. boonfarmer Full Member

    Thanks :D
  12. Zombie Jesus Full Member

    Well Yiddish is broken German (kinda like ebonics is broken English). And since German is very similar to English and "kish mein tuckas" sounds like "kiss my tuckas" and since I know "tuckas" means "ass"... I going to go out on a limb a guess that it means "kiss my ass"?

    I have no guess ass to the "aaron" part.

    Am I close?
  13. ned nyc Full Member

    you're "hocking me in chinuk" = You're might as well be talking in Chinese.
  14. ned nyc Full Member

    Gey koffen yam: Go shit or jump in a lake.
  15. havoc Full Member

    fagola mean homo i thinks
  16. bukkakeluvuh Full Member

    Oy Gevalt: A yiddish term meaning "Oh goodness!" An expression of utmost anxiety or shock.

    Howard will use this one occasionally when he is just fed up with one of Artie's famous "one quick story Howard..." interruptions.
  17. NotknomKonm Full Member

    Jew girls give the best head.
  18. Ironman9332 Full Member

    Either shneror, which I'm thinking means glutton. Or chazar (Robert Loggia used it in Scarface) which might mean pig.
  19. CrossLopez HATER

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    I kid, I kid (but not really).
  20. Mark Ballard Full Member

    madonne
    Jewish for Madonna or Esther, patron saint of Kabbalah & African children. Pronounced "marhonne". Usually used as an exclamation. "Oh, Hell!"
    "Jimmy, you let the sauce boil over!! What's wrong wit you? Madonne!"

    "Madonne, he's got a mouth on him."
  21. JULIE Full Member

    Geh cocken offen yom - go shit in the ocean
  22. kemps Full Member

    are you serious? that word is 100% italian. it means Mother of God. Where did you get that little explanation...
  23. Clint Malarchuk Full Member

    Yes I cant seem to find anything on Madonne.

    You shit!

    I have updated all the words to the first post in the thread!
  24. Mark Ballard Full Member

    cafone
    "Cafone" is a Jewish word that has found its way into American English slang. It was originally a neutral Yiddish word meaning a poor peasant. However, in modern Jewish, it evolved to mean an uncouth, boorish, ill-mannered person, and that's also what it means in American English slang.

    For example,
    "I was sitting in a quiet corner trying to get my baby to fall asleep, when that cafone came over, cigarette dangling from her mouth, reeking of cologne, carrying a blaring radio, and asked me whether he was my 'real son.'"
  25. ned nyc Full Member

    altercocker--old fart
    meshugenah toit = crazy person

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