Looking to join a gang

I would like advice on joining a gang for a while. It think it would be a positive experience due to the financial gain I could attain via drug sales, the loyal fellowship, etc. I also hear that gangs are gun enthusiasts. That sounds interesting to me because I enjoy looking at antique guns. Perhaps someone could suggest a good gang to join? I heard the 18th Street gang is good, but the commute is a little far for me. I'd prefer a gang on the west side. Perhaps the crips have a west side chapter?
I don't own a motor scooter or motor bike, but would that be a requirement if I wanted to join the Hells Angels? I prefer to travel by car, but I would be OK with dressing as if I was a motor bike rider. I've actually been searching department stores like Macy's for the Hells Angels jackets because they look "cool" but I can't seem to find them for sale anywhere -- or maybe these jackets are seasonal items that aren't available in the Spring or Summer months. Also do they require tattoos and if so are press-on tattoos OK? I have a fear of needles and pain.

Two threads? Looks like you need a new mouse.

bunch of pussies

Join the Gay Mafia Ralph will put in a good word for you.

Oddly enough, the Gay Mafia is slightly less faggoty than the Hells Angels.

Beware that you post may be forwarded to the local Hells chapter of your city of residence. I suggest that you recant your statement immediately, otherwise there may be "hell" to pay if you get my drift. If I join Hells then I will definitely alert them of your libelous post. Statements like that are the equivalent of running a key across someone's motorcycle gas tank. I await your response.

Bring 'em on! Chuck Zito is over here most afternoons giving me a blowjob. They'll have to go through him first.

OK. I'm excited! I have a gang "initiation" tonight! I presume that "initiation" means write an essay or do an obstacle course across some monkey bars. I've been practicing doing jumping jacks to get in shape. Wish me luck everyone! By the way why would they want me to meet them at some railroad tracks at midnight? I thought the park closes at 8 O'clock. ????

You can join our e-gang if you wanna

Does your gang have a king pin? How much in drugs $$ does your e-gang traffic?

really no way

No. He can't.

Your e-gang probably doesn't even have a king pin or any of that jazz. Are you guys even on the FBI's watch list?

If there's a good gang out there I should mention that I have references. I used to be in the Low Calorie Locos. In fact I would even go as far as to say that I'm "loco". Watch out!

Well, if you ever end up in prison. You could always join the GBG (gay boy gangsters.) I hear the initiation isn't real hard, or is it