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I got totally lucky with that :marx:

Looks like Deverrant posts from a bomb shelter. :marx:

You could make any shoe look good when it is pinned behind your head I bet. :marx:

Is there a flip in those flops? :marx:

I'm jealous of the shoes. They don't make any of the special editions in my size.

SIZE 15 :marx:

Looks like she could be bunking up with Dikkeman. :marx:

check out these fresh bitches... :marx:

I hope you're 6'10", sewpergewch. :marx:

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He is 5'22". :marx:

I'm no Basketball Jones. :marx:

I would rather the MegaDeath style. Personal preference I guess.

Shazam. :marx:

WTF! Why? The room's not dirty. Just cluttered. And with a lot of shoes. :marx:

Focizzle my nizzle. :marx:

I guess so.

Hey, do they sell mens clothes where you shop? :marx:

Any FUCK ME pumps laying around? :marx:

I was just saying that because of the lighting... OR lack thereof.

I have more shoes than teh mrs. :marx:

Yes. They do flip as well as flop. :marx:

ORLY???!!! :marx:

Close your eyes, look deep in your soul, step outside yourself and let your mind go... :marx:

Nah. Just some chunky-heeled vintage style black ones with little bows on the toes. :marx:

Never got used to heels. When I wear them I walk like a dumbass and am freakishly tall. :marx:

13 days and I'll be all unk:

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I'm sure customer service knows me by name. I've sent them a billion emails requesting size 15s in their special edition shoes. :marx:

The slip ons are pretty fucking tight.
http://www.vans.com/slayer/

MMMMM retro.:marx:

Remember- it's not a metal show until you shove one of those size-15's up some fucker's ass. :marx:

...or until you get puked on. Whatever comes first. :marx: