Morning Squirtz Contest

Yeah ours are obviously much better loved than anything he's done

Everyone can tell he's jealous as hell

I would be more worried about your impending massive MI. Younger guys are MUCH less likely to survive their first heart attack, as they've not developed enough peripheral blood vessels to save the tissue. I'd say Morning Squirts will be over before 2015 rings in.

That's his weight on the T-shirt

I'd have guessed not a pound over 1700.

GHP, where's my little bitch Dave? I've been away for a while, and now he's nowhere to be found.

He's over at Dawgs when he's not on the docks

The spelling. :hhh:

English is a living language, Billy, and it's always changing. This means everyone should drop out of high school and spell like retards.

The spelling issues are do to dyslexia and usually involve me swapping one word for another your/you're no/know and other similar words. As for my usage of vibrant exciting words that spell check doesn't like that's my ability as a wordsmith to assimilate and use cutting edge verbiage.

or do/due.

Exactly.

Or, most honest/epic troll

Holy shit! How much weight have you gained? Your fingers are biggger that the sausage links I had for breakfast. I know it's only mid month but what's your tot count?

I think tonight is D & D isn't it?

No Mondays are our gaming night. We are done with Star Wars and are now playing Dungeons and Dragons. I'm about to go see The Raid at the movies and then I have a busy night ahead of me.

Dude hasn't seen the sun since August '08

I hope he can concentrate.

Good thing the McDonalds drive up menu has pictures. Huh tubby?

i think da king ag's fingers look very slim

These typos would be excusable if you were 10 but you're 42 fucking years old. Stop blaming the dyslexia and type correctly for god's sake.

I can't believe that a heavy set woman like you in her mid 50's who claims to have a great job and a family spends all the time you do worrying about my punctuation.

You like pistachios, Dan?

"Due", numb nuts.