My review of the Olympics

Swimming is stupid. They just swim back and forth. Big fucking deal.

Archery is dumb. No game is killed.

Soccer is not a sport and there's only like 1 or 2 goals per match. Stupid.

Gymnastics. The chicks are too young. No cans. The sport attracts child predators.

Decathlon. Has no practicality. No NFL team cares about throwing a spear if you can't absorb a linebacker hit.

Fencing. Obsolete. Was replaced by guns and fighter jets back in WWWI.

Table Tennis. Not a manly sport. Too much like chess or something. Not a sport.


In conclusion I urge everyone to watch NFL preseason. Not this Olympic nonsense.

why should each nfl player have their own ball to play w/ rather than struggle to pass a lone ball back & forth?

I can't wait to see Olympic wrestling.

Anything else Blade?

Beach volleyball is a scam. If they have beach volleyball then why not have a beach version of every other sport?

Field Hockey is also a scam. Hockey is a winter sport. Some con artist figured out a way to make it a summer Olympic sport by simply having it played on a field.

Basketball only has 1 ball for 10 players to fight over. Not as unbeatable odds as soccer, but still a scam. If they can afford to give out gold medals then they can certainly afford more basketballs.

I like the combat sports like judo, greco roman wrestling, and taikwondo, but i don't think they get any tv time for some reason.

Those Chinamen are cleaning up in the medal count as a show of force. Medal count = Military might.

Swimming is racialist. Only whites can swim. Therefore swimming discriminizes against blacks.

apparently in this thread humor is racialist just like swimming.

Blade is a slow adult.

My review of Blade Jones' posts:
The first parts are stupid. The middle isn't ever funny and shouldn't even be considered a post and the end/punchline never delivers and is as painfully boring as the rest.
The end.

Blade at what point do you ever think you're funny?

Comedy stylings ya'll

Ahhh here we go. Look at all the people in here making comedy out of racialism. You people are low.

omg you said racialism instead a racism. that's mother fucking hilarious blade jones.

mother

fucking

hilarious.

Now you be fixated on my Ebonics versus your Caucasian cracker roots. What a racialist you is!

The US had a little colored boy on the team though

Swimming: Pick one distance and one swim stroke, make that be the race and be done with it. The organizers picked lots of swim events so that whites could win more medals. Why come there ain't 10 events for basketball? They should give out gold medals for the best team during one quarter, one half, and 4 quarters. Then give out medals for 2 man teams, 5 man and 7 man teams. Then have a slam dunk medal event. Then have a game of horse, a half court shooting competition and a 3-point shooting competition. Have all of the above competitions for 5 weight classes. That's 50 medal events for basketball. I would be happy with that and declare that as fair, equal and non-racialist.