my wife didnt come last night...and she didnt answer her phone all night...

Is it win or epic fail?

i think win.

Me and Schmoopy Both have only first names then numbers and we both have an M an O!

I just PMd you pictures of my butthole.

You & Schmoopy were made for each other.

Bit of a stretch.

I've been with one married woman in my lifetime and I didn't feel good about it afterwards. I met one of my ex-girlfriends at this bar one night but I actually ended up going home with both of them. My ex drove us to the married woman's hotel room but she didn't stay. My ex was bi and she said she would've joined us but the married woman's New Jersey accent annoyed her.
We ended up just giving each other oral. She didn't wanna fuck because she was scared of getting pregnant. She was a cocktail waitress at a strip bar here in Myrtle Beach. This happened in Charleston. She gave me her # but I never called. Felt too guilty.

Im not looking for anybody to cry for me or feel bad for me or sorry or whatever. I started this thread because I was in a dark lonely spot in time, and I needed something to help me. Suicide hot lines are just blah blah blah, are you going to be ok? At least being on here at that moment in my life, it helped to "talk" with people who I have joked with, made fun of and been made fun of by. I dont have too many I can turn to, and I tried one of them before I made the thread, but got no answer.

:marx:

One of my friends was in a similar situation. His daughter told him, too. He got both kids, both cars and the house.



Of course, the wife was fucking her brother, so that probably factored into the judge's decision. :arg:

oh?

I juss PMed you pics of my huge pussy...


:bw:

Shouldve went anal... anyways, nice.

Dear Penthouse Forum:

Yes it was.

:smouches:

Incest?

I just want to say that even worst case scenario - where she and you split....even that's not that bad, certainly nothing worth doing something drastic like killing yourself. In all sirius-ness, I hope it all works for you dude...and I will only tease you a little.

wanna get on MW2 tonight

I always knew you were a scumbag home wrecker

The third party is never the home wrecker.

:shake:

Yes. I've told that story before, but each time people thought I made typos when they read it.

Her name was "Rain." I think she was a stripper and not a cocktail waitress at a strip club.

I thought it was a typo too.

Holy shit!!!!

I'm closer to 9 than to 8. I get the last laugh Roast Beef Purse.