Naked Critic I challenge you to a review off.

“Of all that is written I love only what a man has written with his blood” -- Nietzsche

for the third time, you cold tub of steamy retarded shit, I don't write short stories. Furthermore, if I did write one, I would put time and effort into it, which I dont have time for . . . I have to write stuff that I am actually getting paid for . . . contracts.

That dude never wrote his name in the snow with pee,obviously.

amanda is too busy to write a short story. get off her back.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHa what a sad little scared emo bitch you are. I'm a writer ask me to write anything and I will do a good job at it. What a cock muncher you are.

and I don't "hate" you dude . . . that requires passion. I just have disgust for you, like sitting next to a drunk that shit his pants.

all you have demonstrated is spewing out ham-fisted cliches.

AG, I understand how you work, and the fact that baiting people is your bread and butter, but Dio is no joke. I mean, it might be enough to get him to actually stoop to your challenge, but head to head, there's no way you could out-write him. This isn't a biased attack, nor an attempt to get you to stop, but based on literary prowess, Dio's ability far exceeds that of anyone else on SFN.

it's ok cutter....a lot of guys sent amanda cock pics. you dont have to defend her so much.

but then she'll say how small my dick is

small dicks look bigger on a web cam, dont they?

ask shean

boom!!!

Dude, you're a fail at baiting. If you think you can write great reviews, go apply at Popmatters.com, they are always looking for people who can "write anything." They will get you free books and movies and you'll see how many people are slamming your sucky writing in the comments, hipping you and the world to your deplorable wit & lack of insightful criticism.

He's too much of an emo bitch to do that.

he's something all right . . .

Imagine baiting by calling me an "emo bitch" and a "cockmuncher"? LOL

I feel like I am in the 7th grade again...

hot

that reminds me of something . . . I'll send you a message

BWAHAHAHAA talentless shit I'm 10 times the writer you are. Ivan and T@H already put out topics you would enjoy but I will allow you to pick any topic you would like. You were the most boring poster I had ever seen when you were amanda now you are three times that boring as dio. I actually have creativity and flair you are a boring shit. Compared to my writing ability your writing ability is an infinitesimal sliver of fly shit. Cutter how far is your tongue up Dio's ass? How does his intestinal villus taste?

Tastes like published reviews.

poor fat boy, filled with bile and gravy and nowhere to purge it.

you got that right - many times over

and when I wrote reviews to get published, it wasnt a fucking contest, it was either for money or review copies

LOL another obvious lie. You could no sooner right a better review than me than you could write a better short story. I think it must just be that Canadians are delusional boring fucks. NO CANADIAN CAN OUT WRITE ME PERIOD. HOLY SHIT I JUST GOOGLED FAMOUS CANADIAN WRITERS AND THERE ARE NONE!!! I have never heard of any of the writers listed for Canada. Proof it is a country full of boring retarded fucks.

It's gotta be tough being on the receiving end of those insults. You gonna be alright bro??

I didn't realize Massachusetts was in Canada, fuck, I've been a canuck this whole time.

from far and wide ohhh canada, we stand on guard for thee