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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by animalgod, Apr 12, 2012.

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  1. geodork Full Member

    he can't even cut and paste correctly
    geodork, Apr 16, 2012
    #351
  2. Blue_Fisher

    Blue_Fisher Suicide by Mod

    do you think diogens was Maddox too?
    Blue_Fisher, Apr 17, 2012
    #352
  3. Blue_Fisher

    Blue_Fisher Suicide by Mod

    who won?
    Blue_Fisher, Apr 17, 2012
    #353
  4. animalgod

    animalgod Closed by User

    No, Maddox was a whiny bitch as well but he at least had some talent as an artist. Diogenes has no talent of any kind.
    animalgod, Apr 17, 2012
    #354
  5. animalgod

    animalgod Closed by User

    There is a poll thread I nearly tripled poor NC up the little bitch may never show his face here again.
    animalgod, Apr 17, 2012
    #355
  6. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 SFN Supporter

    good morning pork chop!

    I have a serious writing deadline today, so maybe I can drop by and see if you're still breathing later.

    ta ta, asshat.
    Diogenes1, Apr 17, 2012
    #356
  7. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 SFN Supporter

    and the only way I'd consent to anything like this is if you lost, you were gone, and stayed gone.

    In the spirit of maybe this happening, I will start a short story.

    My rules:

    1. No misspellings of anything considered a pronoun
    2. Not to exceed 5000 words, nor be shorter than 3000 words
    3. Scored on originality

    I'll have mine ready tonight.

    And I'm not doing this to appease you shortbreath, I am doing it because it is another chance to goof on you.
    Diogenes1, Apr 17, 2012
    #357
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  8. IMAGOODONE Full Member

    have a great day at school amanda. i hope mom packed you a nice lunch.
    IMAGOODONE, Apr 17, 2012
    #358

  9. cobainsbrain Full Member

    Dan will never agree to this. But I hope he does.
    cobainsbrain, Apr 17, 2012
    #359
  10. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 SFN Supporter

    I know.
    Diogenes1, Apr 17, 2012
    #360

  11. IMAGOODONE Full Member

    AG has complete control of amanda. she licks his taint like it's turkish fucking taffy.
    IMAGOODONE, Apr 17, 2012
    #361
  12. TorontoAtHome

    TorontoAtHome
    SFN Staff

    Here's two.

    Margaret Eleanor Atwood, CC OOnt FRSC (born November 18, 1939) is a Canadian poet, novelist, literary critic, essayist, and environmental activist. She is among the most-honored authors of fiction in recent history. She is a winner of the Arthur C. Clarke Award and Prince of Asturias award for Literature, has been shortlisted for the Booker Prize five times, winning once, and has been a finalist for the Governor General's Award seven times, winning twice.

    Hugh Abercrombie 1890–1965 playwright
    Auld Lang Syne
    TorontoAtHome, Apr 17, 2012
    #362
  13. TorontoAtHome

    TorontoAtHome
    SFN Staff

    Few more:

    Kinsella, W.P.: Author. "Shoeless Joe", filmed as "Field of Dreams"
    McCrae, John: Poet, Physician. "In Flanders Fields"
    Montgomery, Lucy Maude: Author. "Anne of Green Gables"
    Richler, Mordecai: Author. "The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz", "Joshua Then and Now"
    Shields, Carol: Pulitzer Prize winning Author. "The Stone Diaries"
    MacNeil, Robert: Journalist, Author. "The MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour", "The Story of English", "Wordstruck"


    I am sure we can agree that winning a PULITZER counts as "qualified" or as a "good writer" or a "writer of note".

    Shit stain.
    TorontoAtHome, Apr 17, 2012
    #363
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  16. TorontoAtHome

    TorontoAtHome
    SFN Staff

    TorontoAtHome, Apr 17, 2012
    #366
  17. Captainqueeg

    Captainqueeg SFN Gold Supporter

    There have been a few good Canadian writers, but seems like pretty slim pickings. Why is that? You would think those long winters would be conducive to writing. And I haven't seen my favorite Canadian author mentioned:

    Farley McGill Mowat, OC, born May 12, 1921 is a conservationist and one of Canada's most widely-read authors.

    His works have been translated into 52 languages and he has sold more than 14 million books. He achieved fame with the publication of his books on the Canadian North, such as People of the Deer (1952) and Never Cry Wolf (1963). The latter, an account of his experiences with wolves in the Arctic, was made into a film, released in 1983.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farley_Mowat
    Captainqueeg, Apr 17, 2012
    #367
  18. TorontoAtHome

    TorontoAtHome
    SFN Staff

    Good call...I should have remembered him right away...Started reading Never Cry Wolf in grade 7 I think...
    TorontoAtHome, Apr 17, 2012
    #368
  19. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 SFN Supporter

    He's baiting with bullshit... Will he take up my offer?
    Diogenes1, Apr 17, 2012
    #369
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  21. IMAGOODONE Full Member

    what sorority do you belong to amanda? are there a lot of hot chicks like yourself in it?
    IMAGOODONE, Apr 17, 2012
    #371

  22. geodork Full Member

    Only if he can find an obscure story to cut and paste will he be anywhere near willing to risk it.
    geodork, Apr 17, 2012
    #372
  23. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 SFN Supporter

    Is this a go tubby?
    Diogenes1, Apr 17, 2012
    #373
  24. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown SFN Supporter

    Ok, so NOW Maddox has talent. Wow, that sure is a 180.
    Billy Brown, Apr 17, 2012
    #374
  25. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 SFN Supporter

    Short story contest - the loser is permabanned.
    Diogenes1, Apr 17, 2012
    #375
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