Nicole Kidman dry humps Jimmy Kimmel

What will Howard say about this nonsense on Monday?

This is why I hate the show. Kimmel to me is not that funny. Best thing about him is that he hates Jay Leno and that's probably why Stern was interested in him. Look at him I'm pretty sure he waxes his eyebrows and everybody on TV wears make up but He looks like half a drag queen with those rosey lips and red cheeks. His Jokes suck. On Top of all this he is a celebrity schmoozer and it exploded with this bullshit show of him being kidnapped by Matt Damond and his CelebFuckBuddies going with the joke trying to appear intelligent and hip. So this dried up ol vapid movie star grinds her fire crotch on him like some dog in heat and this is supposed to somehow entertain me?

Fuck Late Night is dead.

Tom Cruise's head must be spinning around and spitting pea soup right about now.

They sure did beat the Matt Damon joke into the ground

The Matt Damon stunt worked brilliantly. I laughed out loud many times.

Oh, come on now. Her behavior isn't that shocking.

Don't you guys remember Angie Dickinson doing the exact same thing to Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show back in 1981?

I'll give her this, though I'm not much of a Nicole Kidman fan, I have to admit that she's holding that ass together pretty well for an older gal.

She's only doing to Jimmy what Howard has been doing to us the past few years

That show with Damon was the most original and funniest shit anyone has done in late night in a million years. Kudos to Jimmy.

Tom Cruise's head is probably buried in some guy's crotch right now.

Agreed, but she's not too far from hitting the wall. I see bad plastic surgery and mom of the bride roles in her not too distant future.

Absolutely. I saw about five minutes of some fairly recent movie she was in with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston and she may already be there.

She is clearly stroking her pussy on his package. I was on the fence because her photos are hit and miss. She wins with that move.
Now where did I put that Play-Doh?

holy shit she was really on his junk. Could you imagine the image that he'll have burned into his memory forever of her riding him?
That is one for the spank bank for him.

I wonder if the wedding is off.

She is still far to sexy to be anything but wowed by that. I am surprised she did it, I hate Kimmel for being lucky to get that. Looked like he had wood before she rode him but she really did not fake it, she dry humped him. That has to be good for ratings. For the first time I am jealous of Jimmy Kimmel.

Always liked that NK-ass. Jimmy's looking like a zit ready to pop and can't blame the guy... that's some still pretty hot Illuminati snatch gyrating around on those numb nuts - I'd stuffer-silly... silly!!

Bad plastic surgery in her future??

If you look at her face, you can see tons of bad plastic surgery in her past...

Here's a recent picture;



And here's an old one;



Can you see rhinoplasty to blunt the long pointy nose? Can you see lip augmentation? Can you see Botox to remove forehead wrinkles and give her perfectly arched "botox brows?" How about a little tuck around the chin to keep it defined? Perhaps a chemical peel to keep the skin "perfect" and blemish free, giving her skin kind of a "plastic doll" look?




...How about breast implants?

Back in the mid-ninties, I thought she was one of the most beautiful women in the world. But now I think she's just scary...

shes gonna wet hump me for my birthday

i woulda accepted that hump 15 years ago

I didn't see it, but is this a Sandra Bernhart, Jerry Lewis reference from King Of Comedy?

she looks like shes 120 years old, plastic surgery is scary

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Indubitably

This show really was hilarious. Nicole only polluted the screen for a few seconds. (I thought she was revolting.) We saw Ben Affleck, Sheryl Crow, Robin Williams, Sarah Silverman....and the list goes on and on.

It is still available On Demand. I recommend doing a bong hit and watching.

Wait one minute.....do I remember 1981. WTF?

Another has-been looking for attention and trying to compete with the up and comers.