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Nicole Kidman dry humps Jimmy Kimmel

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by TaxMan, Jan 27, 2013.

  1. TaxMan Full Member

    What will Howard say about this nonsense on Monday?
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  2. RodLobLaw Full Member

    This is why I hate the show. Kimmel to me is not that funny. Best thing about him is that he hates Jay Leno and that's probably why Stern was interested in him. Look at him I'm pretty sure he waxes his eyebrows and everybody on TV wears make up but He looks like half a drag queen with those rosey lips and red cheeks. His Jokes suck. On Top of all this he is a celebrity schmoozer and it exploded with this bullshit show of him being kidnapped by Matt Damond and his CelebFuckBuddies going with the joke trying to appear intelligent and hip. So this dried up ol vapid movie star grinds her fire crotch on him like some dog in heat and this is supposed to somehow entertain me?

    Fuck Late Night is dead.
  3. mrsluda85 Full Member

    Tom Cruise's head must be spinning around and spitting pea soup right about now.
  4. nearly.normal Full Member

    They sure did beat the Matt Damon joke into the ground
  5. MuppetCaper Full Member

    The Matt Damon stunt worked brilliantly. I laughed out loud many times.
  6. Head Censor Full Member

    Oh, come on now. Her behavior isn't that shocking.

    Don't you guys remember Angie Dickinson doing the exact same thing to Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show back in 1981? :D

    I'll give her this, though I'm not much of a Nicole Kidman fan, I have to admit that she's holding that ass together pretty well for an older gal.
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  7. sylsupino Full Member

    She's only doing to Jimmy what Howard has been doing to us the past few years
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  8. Artie'sLiver

    Artie'sLiver VIP: Worlds Greatest ETM Expert

    That show with Damon was the most original and funniest shit anyone has done in late night in a million years. Kudos to Jimmy.
  9. max_headroom Full Member

    Tom Cruise's head is probably buried in some guy's crotch right now.
  10. max_headroom Full Member

    Agreed, but she's not too far from hitting the wall. I see bad plastic surgery and mom of the bride roles in her not too distant future.
  11. Head Censor Full Member

    Absolutely. I saw about five minutes of some fairly recent movie she was in with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston and she may already be there.
  12. RightBastard

    RightBastard SFN Gold Supporter

    She is clearly stroking her pussy on his package. I was on the fence because her photos are hit and miss. She wins with that move.
    Now where did I put that Play-Doh?
  13. Howard Stearn

    Howard Stearn SFN Supporter

    holy shit she was really on his junk. Could you imagine the image that he'll have burned into his memory forever of her riding him?
    That is one for the spank bank for him.
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  14. mrsluda85 Full Member

    I wonder if the wedding is off.
  15. Tom from T.O. Full Member

    She is still far to sexy to be anything but wowed by that. I am surprised she did it, I hate Kimmel for being lucky to get that. Looked like he had wood before she rode him but she really did not fake it, she dry humped him. That has to be good for ratings. For the first time I am jealous of Jimmy Kimmel.
  16. SnapperFace Full Member

    Always liked that NK-ass. Jimmy's looking like a zit ready to pop and can't blame the guy... that's some still pretty hot Illuminati snatch gyrating around on those numb nuts - I'd stuffer-silly... silly!!
  17. Mama-looka Full Member

    Bad plastic surgery in her future??

    If you look at her face, you can see tons of bad plastic surgery in her past...

    Here's a recent picture;

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    And here's an old one;

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    Can you see rhinoplasty to blunt the long pointy nose? Can you see lip augmentation? Can you see Botox to remove forehead wrinkles and give her perfectly arched "botox brows?" How about a little tuck around the chin to keep it defined? Perhaps a chemical peel to keep the skin "perfect" and blemish free, giving her skin kind of a "plastic doll" look?


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    ...How about breast implants?

    Back in the mid-ninties, I thought she was one of the most beautiful women in the world. But now I think she's just scary...

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  18. sha sha seany

    sha sha seany VIP: High Register Sean

    shes gonna wet hump me for my birthday
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  19. BabyGorilla8 Full Member

    i woulda accepted that hump 15 years ago
  20. Racial Ray Full Member

    I didn't see it, but is this a Sandra Bernhart, Jerry Lewis reference from King Of Comedy?
  21. djmagma Full Member

    she looks like shes 120 years old, plastic surgery is scary :eek:
  22. LessMoonbeams Full Member


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  23. huntingtonvilla Full Member

    This show really was hilarious. Nicole only polluted the screen for a few seconds. (I thought she was revolting.) We saw Ben Affleck, Sheryl Crow, Robin Williams, Sarah Silverman....and the list goes on and on.

    It is still available On Demand. I recommend doing a bong hit and watching.
  24. TaxMan Full Member

    Wait one minute.....do I remember 1981. WTF? :(
  25. mrsluda85 Full Member

    Another has-been looking for attention and trying to compete with the up and comers.

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