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Obviously elisa jordana doesn't give a fuck about a career

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by crudler, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. asiwouldsay Full Member

    She looks like she's thin from not eating, not from working out. No tone.
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  2. Capegirlal Full Member

    You got that right! He must know that? Doesn't he? Lol
  3. LessMoonbeams Full Member


    she's a jap
  4. Narco808 Full Member

    i remember her admitting that when she got the gig for miss howard stern that she had been starving herself for days, as in eating only an apple and a couple grapes for her entire days worth of food.
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  5. FrankieBNYC

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    Its an aureola not a nip :adolf:
  6. Gindaloonatic Full Member

    Babamet :rofl: That avi is hilarious.
  7. Larry Darrel Full Member

    Yes, it was kind of odd. She had a great chance for exposure and she came out doing Benjy type schtick. Not sure why she would do this, but the correct move would have been to be polite, sing her song and take whatever constructive criticism was given. Even if Tommy didn't like it, another produce listening to show may have seen something in her.
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  8. Fang Full Member

    She proved that she does not give a shit about or need two old codgers like Howie and and his creepy friend Tommy to make it. She spit in their faces and exposed them and Robin for the bullies they are. She wins and you haters are just jealous that Benjy is getting his knob polished by a incredibly hot horny crazy slut.
  9. FrankieBNYC

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    Yep that is why she CRIED in the green room to show she didn't give a shit

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  10. Mister Patel

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    How does anyone from Howard on down decide that it would be a good idea to expose Tommy Mottola to that garbage, after he did them the favor of coming in and giving them at least a semi-candid interview? Really mind-boggling.
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  11. Live At Five Full Member

    Wow, I'm surprised there weren't more posts than this, because I believe this last event was the 'tell all' about Benji and his broad. Is it me, or does anyone know why this self-centered duo believe they're god's gift to everything? How Benji gets a six digit figure for what he does will always be a mystery to me in the first place.

    The one solace I can take away from him, is that Howard and Robin do get down on him, this last deal in front of the Tommy dude was no exception. They were embarrassed, as a listener, I was embarrassed, mostly because of Lisa's high pitched whine after she knew the haphazard audition was failing. Then Robin asked twice, did Benji learn anything from this? Well, I don't know if Benji will ever learn period! While others would worry how they came off from this charade, I'm certain Benji hardly considers this last event a PR problem for today's 'Sonny & Cher'.

    He's Benji Bronk, the Craigslist prowler with pretty eyes, and a way with the ladies for early morning NSA cunnilingus. Lisa received an honest assessment by a proven industry guy, she's just ok. But a girl like Lisa won't accept that, and she blamed Benji for not being assertive enough to defend her. Perhaps the most pathetic moment on the Stern show ever, was when Lisa wanted one last chance. "Wait, we have 30 seconds of comedy, Benji come over here! This is the best comedy act ever, it is...really!" Wow, can anyone just make them both go away?! Yet, we all saw this coming when she first took interest in Benji. This event just made it painfully obvious. Her goal was to Bang Benji, get on the Stern show, and audition in front of high powered music executives to gain stardom. Nice plan, after yesterday, not happening.
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  12. rikeman Probationary Member

    I can't believe she thought those actions would elevate her.
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  13. lizardman Full Member

    1. I'm Jewish, and she's turning me into an anti-Semite.

    2. Remember when they started dating and Benjy claimed she was 25?
    Best one-liner he's ever had.
  14. artiesoffspring Full Member

    About to listen to this Glad bag sing her bit.
  15. crackfinger Full Member

    Wow, you really live in your own universe, separate from reality. I never noticed you until about a month ago and in that month here are the three things I've seen you post:

    1. Jason Kaplan will replace Howard Stern.
    2. You're a "hero" because you carry a gun, even though you've never once done anything heroic with it.
    3. The post quoted above.

    You're a sad, sorry loon. :crazy:
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  16. FrankieBNYC

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    Tommy is a friend of stern's outside of THSS
    I am sure Mottola was OK with it
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  17. BabyGorilla8 Full Member

    Just fuckin fire Benji and hire Bill Burr
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  18. cwujvegas7 Full Member

    i think she did the dopy girl on purpose, trying to make it seem like she didnt care because she really knows she is awful
  19. sillysod Full Member

    They were asking her if she was drunk quite a bit at the beginning of the bit. She didn't sound drunk, but I wouldn't be surprised.

    That being said I think the song had really only 2 different sentances sung over and over and over. Would not listen to again.
  20. Duckfootball Full Member

    She's pretty hot, much hotter then those rachael fine
    If Benjy is truly sleeping with him then all I gotta say is that's a get
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