Oh im sorry...

Allow me to apologize to everyone for my "owner".. See, im really tiny and High Pitch Eric likes to take out his frustrations by threatening everyone in the way of killing and kicking them off websites.

Many of you know that I have not seen the light of day in years, most likely due to the large overhang that I live under. I have managed to escape to type out this apology while Eric and his fingers are busy playing with the asshole that lives behind me. Rest assured, he will be stringing up the 5 lb weight to me later in an attempt to make me a bit larger.

Such a travesty. I did nothing to hurt anyone, yet im stuck attached to this guy for years.

Once again, my apologies to all.

I forgive you...

But how does his balls feel about this matter???

Lorena Bobbit can set you free, my son. Seek her out at once and release yourself from your solitary confinement.

They are just hanging around for the laughs.

Negatory!
I have no reason to want to die!

Hell, the guy is always saying to me "You better get hard and show yourself to be or ill put a bullet in your head and put you six feet under the ground!"
I dont wanna die, I just dont want to be attached to this stinky bastard!

you probably didn't see my questions in the other thread, but eric is hogging that like he hogs everything else!! :hs:

i was wondering if it's even possible for you to get hard? i mean with all that flapping blubber a guys body starts to make more estrogen. i didn't think you could function at all!!!!

does he ever wash you??? does he ever play with you???? are you lonely under all that flab???? are you covered in hot sweat all day??? you poor thing.

I feel your pain. i really do.....

We here have notice your pain. There is nothing we can do for a penis. There is nothing in our handbooks that covers a rescue mission for a penis. Even if we could find you.

We could, it depends on how big the Ass is. If an Ass like his maybe. We would have to see how sweaty it was at the time of the rescue.