OMG SCHMOOPY, My VACUUM JUST BROKE!!!

What's this? Uppity Benham doesn't have a MAID?!

No worries my interweb friend. Life does go on.

can you imagine the injustice?

Now that she's enjoying her jobless-ness so much you should swipe a finger across the counter top every evening to make sure there's no dust on it.

you have any of your father's flying stuff?

it's actually getting a little ridic around here.

she's actually plating my meals and bringing them to me as I stretch out in the recliner after a long day.

<----Archie Bunker

To the moon buddy

Of course.

Two flight helmets (one with a cool VS-38 Red Griffin on it), two full size jumpsuits for flying and a few other items of clothing. A NATOPS S-3 flight manual and my most important Navy thingy is his personal flight log from 1961 till 1993....covers his entire flying time with lots of different aircraft over the years ilot:

That's The Honeymooners.

Celebrate your elderness.

Did he ever see any UFOs?

that's fucking awesome. I'd love to see some pics of the helmets and log book.

No but my mother saw the Lubbock lights and went on a few dates with Buddy Holly

Really?

I gotta power up my camera and get the stuff down from the flight bag in the garage......can I post it tomorrow for ya in Dry Oatmeal's thread? ilot:

post it anywhere you want, just link me to it if I don't see it first.

Will do

That's kind of rad. Was she confident they weren't car lights? I once heard an interview with Little Richard where he said he accidentally walked in on Buddy Holly fucking a black chick from behind. 4 real. Apparently he was quite the horn dog. Though I'm sure nothing improper happened on the dates with your mom.

They were Air Force weather balloons and I'll pass on the next part ush:

HaHa!

i've got your impression of me loud and clear.

but a dirty house was never an issue. Even when i worked full time.

:hw:

wtf schmoopy?