Post here and I'll tell you if you're in my crew

Prison edition.

i apologize for getting you incarcerated.


even though it was your own damn fault.

We ride together, we die together.

Bad boys for life.



In.

yo dawg,hate to see you up in here.
Ya want me to put some ca$h in your commisarry account so you can buy cigarettes to keep ya from gettin raped by the other inmates?

In.

I'll use the $$ to buy some sandals. There's some funky shit in the showers around here.

you best learn to carve a shank outta soap

Why are you apologizing for his numbskulledness?

Done with bar soap man... those little slivers you get toward the end of the shelf life... shit turns into some hard nasty shit like Topps stick gum. Worthless.

Now I'm a Nivea body washin' fool.

I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

Damn, how long you in for? Didn't think you said anything that bad.

In.

You get any more info on that permit issue? One of the mortgage brokers I'm still in contact with just got his national license... it used to be state regulated but with all the shit that went down there's a new Federal standard/test they have to pass.

I think that's a good thing... you can't imagine some of the shitheel loan officers I had to deal with back in the day. Car salesmen that thought "hey I think I'll go try mortgage origination"...

Like all the dumbfucks in jean shorts that picked up a golf club when Tiger started winning.

Is that from some movie I've never seen?

C'mon man, you've never seen Lebowski?


Anyway, thanks for visiting... it's boring as fuck down here.

Prisoner J you have a visitor

You come in here, you get your mind right, you only do two days. The day you come in and the day you get out.

Christ, J, have you been in here for a long time or is this a new offense?

Name a movie, there's a good chance I've never seen it.

Yeah, been in touch with Sherwin Williams. They had a class for $100 that I was waiting for. They called and said the EPA stopped them, they said the only way to take this class is through the EPA and the closest place to me is in Indianapolis, IN. Paint store told me just to plead ignorance about the new law because they are gona go easy on the fines for the first year because they are so far behind on getting the word out.

Getting my mind right is going to take a lot more than an internet time out.

It's a culmination of things I suppose... it is what it is.

$30k fine though, that would sink most small business owners. I think it's ridiculous.

Of course, we don't want to be China, so if you do things on the up and up the right way it shouldn't effect you... but the additional cost per project looks horrific... I guess you get what you pay for, and Uncle Sam is thirsty.

Why's that?

Tinnitus and a short attention span.

Thanks...word to the wise, posts down here don't count toward the 30/30.

Go break it in in the Hot Chick forum like a normal person.

Were you in the military? My dad has tinnitus from the rifle range... ear protection is important and often overlooked.

No, I've had it all my life.