Post here and I'll tell you if you're in my crew

Looks like the fucking NASCAR race is gona get rained out again!

32 to 19... how'd you get wrapped up in that? I dated a girl that was born in '85 and hadn't even seen Jedi... the shit wasn't destined to be.


I guess in some aspect I'm looking for a girl that has been rung through the ringer and is as fucked up as me, if that makes any sense.

I'm not scouting virgins...

2 and 4 in that situation seem to be the same guy... but 2 doesn't leave you wearing sunglasses and explaining how you "got that black eye on a countertop because you're clumsy" to your friends and co-workers.

Believe it or not, she did all the persuing. She was smart, mature and beautiful and I was 32. Looking back, she simply didn't have enough life / relationship experience to know that relationships ain't roses and hot air balloon rides forever. You know, once that 2 - 3 year flash dies down it becomes a little bit of work to make things work. My wife now is closer to my age, 7 yrs. younger, and has had real experience. As well as real expectations...........I think.

See how confusing as fuck you wimmens are?


Makes me want to punch you in th eye.

Don't take any advice from me bro.... for real, I think it's great work to score a 19 year old hottie... the commitment side is what I question.

You have to know better. And like I said earlier, it's not about being a pussy or hanging up your spurs and settling... you married the girl you're with now for a reason.

If the issue is you, don't deflect it on her.

Just rub my junk a few times a week and don't bogart the remote and we'll be right as rain

This discussion brings up a lot of things.... in all honesty I haven't made love to a woman in 8 years.

I've fucked a lot of chicks in the mean time... but that relationship just wasn't there.

And there's a huge difference.

No advice needed. So far, life has been a very interesting ride. I may have had to be hit in the head more than once, in my younger years, to finally get the lesson, but I think I'm all good now. If not, at least I know there's not much I can't get through.

And nuthin beats a sweet ass airline attendant who has seen her own share of shit, and is ready for some stability. I am now officially exhausted from this therapy session.

Let's get back to the here and now.

Yankees won 5 - 2.

Ya know, you sound like a pretty good counselor.

Biel lays steamers in the bathroom too... that's not an issue.

The Yankees comment makes me want to bend you over the counter and give you the high, hard one.

It ended because I'm a drunk a-hole duh


If there's anything positive to take from it at least there's no kids or alimony... just pangs of loneliness, which cost nothing except the the pings of the bells inside your head.

I thought the rule of thumb was to NOT include "tonight" in that statement because that is inferring that she didn't look beautiful last night.


Obviously, I can't figure you broads out.

Texas Stadium was imploded last week... how fitting.