Post here if you own oakley's or rayban's

I own both , bitches snatches get drenched when i walk thru my local mental hospital

Both

<-------Those are Arnettes

please keep it down to those 2 brands pls

i dont. now go fuck a goat you dirty two bit assfucking cum guzzling queen

oakleys for the boat & beach....raybans the rest of the time

ROBBY241 is jelly of my cum guzzling behavior

FROM CRACKED.COM

Luxottica Makes All Your Sunglasses

Remember back when you watched The Matrix for the first time and ran down to the store to buy sunglasses and a trench coat? There were so many sunglass brands to choose from: Oakley, Ray-Ban, Revo, Vogue, DKNY, and if you must have only the best, $500 designer glasses from Prada and BVLGARI (which has that V-instead-of-a-U thing, so you know it's classy like ancient Rome).

Which was famous for its sunglasses.

The thing is, all of those are made by one manufacturer -- Luxottica. Starting off as a tiny Italian glasses company, Luxottica caught the 1980s fever (see Wall Street) and started buying every glasses-related company it could get its hands on, as well as talking pretty much every fashion designer into letting them make their sunglasses line.

Well, at least you get to pick between stores, right? If the people at the LensCrafters are being dicks while selling you different glasses all made by Luxottica, you can show them what you think of that by taking your business across the mall to the Pearle Vision. Or maybe the Sears or Target optical departments. Except that they are also all owned by Luxottica. Just for the sake of argument let's say that you're not a squinty-eyed nerd, so you pass by the prescription shops and go right to the Sunglass Hut. You guessed it. Luxottica.

That has got to be really heavy.

This is of course why they can charge you $200 for a piece of plastic with two hinges -- because most of the "competition" isn't actually competing with them. They are them. It also means that if anyone came up with a mind control chip you could put into glasses, they could have the whole world enslaved within months.

Keep Earth free! Get your glasses from Costco!

I'm in serious trouble right now because of that......

What's with the apostrophes, OP?

dont the postapostrofies pose to be there ? fuck i never went to college

I own both.

Maui Jims. First pair I didnt lose within a year or run over with a forklift or something.
Rayban and Oakley = '80s- '90s

Not if it's plural.

lol whats purell ?

I "wash my hands" of this thread. LOL

I have a 40 year old set of tortoise shell wayfarers. I have 2 sets of Oakley Zeros for eye protection when mountainbiking... bitches work nice.

I have Oakley prescription eyeglasses. Baller status, yo.

Fuck that-raise your hands if you're rocking some Vuarnet's