Sat nite Poz Party thread. post in here while i'm out at FuckFest...

so, tomm nite is the next Poz Party. as u may recall, i missed going to last month's newly resumed Poz Party (they were on hiatus for 18 months) and ended up having a street fight and 2 pieces of ass instead.

this time i plan on taking boo with me, it's his first sex party and i'm gonna babysit to make sure he enjoys himself. the pace we're going to has a sling, two levels n a spiral staircase that guys get fucked on.

traditionally, i ask people here b4hand if they have an sexual suggestions that i can fulfill in their honor and report back, and of course that brings out the merry and/or diabolic trolls...

...but my other desire is to have u people fill this thread with all ur bile tomorrow nite, while i'm out fucking like a cyborg-rabbit from the 27th Century Gaylactic Empire...

:hw:

Have a blast.

Do you pill up before hand so your junk stays hard?

Do these threads generally become picture threads? :erm:

dude, i'm "pilled-up" continually...

I would like to request that you and boo participate in some snowball activity, if I may?

:scratch: u mean felching? not our thing....altho a coupla years ago i wrote here about how some stud stuffed his cock AND balls into my ass until he came, then he sucked his own cum outta my ass. it was hot but i doubt i could do it myself, mostly bcuz i hate cum that's anything less than fresh-from-the-tap....

I have a suggestion.

Lie on your back and close one nostril with your thumb, then have someone fill your other nostril with sperm, then do an air hanky.

Scream "take this dick, Nigga" while you're ass fucking some white dude. TIA.

It's like a whole different language. Need a translator.

u need more experience with the texture and viscosity of semen b4 u suggest insufflating it...

i do that already...Bronx-born n raised here.

u need some good asspix on manhunt...:hw:

oh quit'cha bitchin already, surely my sluttery is its own punishment?

besides, easy access to treatment is the most cost-effective means of containing the epidemic until a cure is found...and semen that's congealed is grody n lacks specialness. since u get less sex than i, surely ur more familiar with the texture of aging spooge? even if u don't masturbate frequently, u'd have to be miracle-whipping up ur boxers at least once or twice a week in ur sleep, no?

I still think you have an undiagnosed case of acute syphilis that has rotted your brain into accepting this sort of reasoning.


Get a fucking job deadbeat.

Yell my name out when some big black dude is stuffing your shitpipe.

i have, n will again...and will end up back in school shortly. now, how about u put down the thunderbird and actually elaborate ur stupid syphilis-based insult into something remotely coherent? what "sort of reasoning" ?

ur name, or the famous speech of ur namesake?:dm:

"UHHH!! I can handle UUUHH!!! things, i'm smUHH! art! Not like UHHH everyboUHHHHdee sez, i'm UUHHH smart n i want UHHH!!! respect!"

eh?

This is wonderful! Thank you Jeton!

how could u ever forget The Speech?

:marx:

I'm not sure what's incoherent about calling you a systemic leech.

Have all the dudes blast their loads into a glass and at the end of the night put a marachino cherry in it and have every take sips of it and pass it around until its gone.

When you arrive yell out "where all da white women at?". Everyone will laugh and laugh and laugh then fuck .

Now that's comedy folks! :beer:

my mind is not in its right state right now.

Are there gonna be any bitches there?

real girls, not cunty gay dudes.