SFN Short story contest.

The story must be no more than 1000 words. I will ask Ivan to throw out a subject matter and we will incorporate it into the story. Diogenes you claim to be a writer lets see what you got if your not afraid.

The End.



I win.

Oh look, its this again. Ground breaking stuff, brah.

How embarrassing will it be for you when I prove your writing skills to be far inferior to mine?

I have nothing to prove.

Sounds like some one is getting scared. LOL I'm looking forward to proving you to be a pseudo intellectual with no real writing skills.

Once upon a time, in a land full of merriment...




and once the pizza arrived she went to the kitchen and fetched an ice cold beer for me before letting herself out.

The End.

It's "you're", moron.

Some fucking writer you are, blubbernuts.

If the topic Ivan throws out is big tittied chicks you got a contender.

Than it would appear you have nothing to fear. I'm looking forward to trouncing you at any intellectual endeavor we may undertake.

Here is my entry AG,

One day, a hot girl named Jessica was going on one heck of a ride. She was dressed in a short top and a small mini skirt with a bikini underneath. She was going to have sex with her trusted boyfriend. She flicked her tipped blonde hair behind her and walked to her boyfriend's house. She was "fully protected" from getting pregnant. He opened the door with a smile and let her in. What happened next was very unexpected. He grabbed her around the waist and threw her on the bed. She stifled a laugh as he sat on the other side of the king sized bed. "Who's starting?" she smiled. "You'll start honey. I want to see your moves" Derek, her boyfriend, grinned. Isabella quickly pulled off her shirt and mini skirt with a whistle from Derek. She got down to a crouching position, like a tiger waiting for its prey to move. Her curved body was very still as she moved silently. She got on top of him, her belly resting on his chest. He licked his lips and took her by surprise, jumping up. "You didn't think I'd let you start did you?" he watched her lay on the bed. He put her back on top of him and took of the top of her bikini. Her breasts spilled out and the bikini top fell to the floor. He reached for one and started drinking her milk. "Oh," moaned Isabella. "That feels.... good," she smiled. He laughed and stopped. His hand went down to her bikini bottom and he stripped her. He stripped himself and looked at her. She was on the bed with her eyes closed, taking in the feelings. He looked at her plump belly going up and down. It was very bloated, having she had drunk a lot of water lately. He pounced on top of it, pushing all the air out of Isabella. She gasped and his hand slowly pulled at her belly. "Ouch! Derek! Stop!" she squealed and tried to get up but his hand held her down. "Derek!" she screamed. "Been getting fat lately, huh?" he said at her astonishment. "Derek, I forgot to tell you! I'm on a new medication that makes my stomach swell for a week. It'll be over tomorrow," she sighed. "Then I'll weigh you. Medication doesn't make you put on weight," he brought out a scale. Isabella reluctantly stepped on it. "Fifty-five kilos! That's twenty more than last month! That's why you're so plump! Don't lie to me," he growled and put her back on the bed. "Oh Derek, I'm sorry. I've just been getting so fat lately!" she looked ashamed. Derek was on top of her. "Derek.... please get off... you're.. too heavy..." Isabella could hardly breathe. "Not as heavy as you," he rolled off her and lifted her onto him. Isabella was lifted up by her belly. "My weight is in my height," Derek smiled and rolled onto her again. "Please..." Isabella choked. "Do you know what I do to weight gaining girls? I do this" he took off her and his "protection" and started having sex. "Derek! Please! No! Stop!" Isabella tried to convince him. After it had been done, which seemed like ages to Isabella, he got off her. "Do you realize what you have just done? You have destroyed my life as a 18 year old. You have just destroyed my career. Now I am pregnant because of you!" she hit him. He grabbed her. "I know someone who can... remove the pregnancy. Dad!" Derek's Dad walked into the room. Obviously, he was used to having a pregnant naked girl in his son's room so he laughed. "Isabella... I'll take off that excess weight as well... you'll be better that way," Derek's Dad, Dr. Starr said. "Now," he brought out a sharp sleeping needle. "This won't hurt a bit. Son, secure her," Dr. Starr said. Everyone moved very quickly. Dr. Starr got the needle ready, Derek grabbed Isabella tightly and Isabella struggled. Dr. Starr inserted the needle into her right breast and she blacked out. "Wonderful," Derek said.


Isabella woke in her clothes and with her boyfriend staring at her. "You're mine, Isabella. We'll do that every day.. won't it be fun? We won't let you go, of course, because you shouldn't exist. We wiped all memory of you from the face of the earth with a USB cord and a iPod. Amazing, isn't it?" Derek smiled. "Please," she begged. "Let me go". "Sorry Isabella. But it's time to feed you," Derek had tied her to the bed. "Today, we will try to break the rope," he bared his now sharp looking teeth. "What the-" Isabella started to say but was interrupted as a long tube was inserted into her mouth. "Three, two, one," Derek said and at one mixed foods were poured into Isabella's mouth and were forced down her throat, making her tummy bulge. She grew and grew and by the time the bitch blew up.End of story.

I'm sure no one's worried about the extent of your tale weaving skills as evidenced by your 'comic' strip.....

That whole thing is probably not considered rape in Michigan because later, after telling everyone she told him to stop, she'll come back and say it was consensual the whole time.

you do that . . .

"Then", numb nuts

Awesome your fear of even attempting to out write me is proof you realize you have no chance.

Do previously-published stories count, stupid?

Nice. I'm liking this.

No Ivan hasn't even set given me his topic suggestions yet.

He's gonna post the topic himself right, seems unfair if he gives it to you and you post it

pretend youre a girl again with a carrot fetish

animalgod dies.
The End.


I win.