Shout out to the nurse from TN who called in yesterday

Have to say that is a WOMAN. When she said she blew her husband at least 3x a week, I almost drive into a tree intentionally. I would absolutely kill to be with a woman that loving and sexual. Yet another reason I'm headed towards divorce court. You, sweetheart, are an angel for sure. Do you have any hot sisters available that are just as wonderful??

Dude, if you know how to treat a woman, give her attention, surprize her with things she digs, do the little things right. She WILL take care of you sexually. If you are a shithead and just expect her to magically perform for you sexually your an idiot.

Apparently, you've never met my wife.

Spoken like someone who has never been married

I would have to get verification from the husband to believe it.

Oh the irony.

she was better then that flight attendant on mondays shows "jay came on with red eyes"

you mean the lady/ flight attendant who just got out of the shower who said she was afraid she would miss Howards call ?which meant the show called her , so Howard could bash Jay Leno after he was told by NBC not to bash Leno , then a nurse calls who looks like Kate Hudson who gives 3 blowjobs a week to her husband
would anyone care to go to McDonalds with me in my Rolls Royce ?

I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT

I thought I missed something when she said that. He asked for steak too!

Haha, been married 16 years and I get blown minimum twice a week sometimes more. My breakfast & dinner are always great and tasty (I am on my own for lunch). My wife is professional pulling in a six figure salary. All I have to do is delivery my world class foot massage nightly, wash the dishes, dinner & movie once a week and plan a few vacation getaways a year. Easy Peasy lemon squeezy. Am I not the norm here?

Sounds like you got it made. Rubbing someones feet every night would suck bad, I would do it if my wife was pulling in 6 figures, making meals, and sucking cock 2+ times a week......She is not.

Make me feel better and tell me your wife is 300 pounds.

Does SHE have any single, attractive sisters??

if you can think of the exact opposite of the norm here, that would be your situation.

Not the norm. Most guys' vocabularies drop to a few words when they're in a relationship: me, myself, I, and dick. Then they complain that they don't get enough BJs and stand their scratching their heads when their woman leaves. "but I offered her my dick! she could suck it every night! how could she leave!"

Is it to completion? A lot of women just polish the head a little before sex and call it a blow job.

I'd say maybe once a year for me at most (and she would not even consider swallowing or even taking it in the mouth). The rest of the time (which is MAYBE once every two months), it ends as you describe.

Super hot. If your out there post a photo