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So my girlfriend got into a fight with some bouncers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by animalgod, May 10, 2010.

  1. animalgod

    animalgod Closed by User

    Saturday night I took the night off and chauffeured my 2 brothers and their wives and my girlfriend around to a few local bars in the limo. The night went well and we visited several bars until our final stop the new Toby Keiths I love this bar & grill. The place is sweet and they had a cool band everyone was having a great time. Then my brother bought 2 rounds of Tequila shots for the table. My girlfriend for some reason decided she would do them straight and chase them with her tequila sunrise. After the shots were done she went with my sister in law to smoke a cigarette outside (you can no longer smoke inside in our state). Apparently on the way out she started to puke caught it in her hands and ran into the bathroom. After she cleaned up they went outside for their smoke.

    When they attempted to reenter a bouncer stopped them and told them my girlfriend could not reenter. When she said she needed to get her stuff the bouncer said he didn't give a shit about her stuff she wasn't coming back in. My girlfriend then tried to run past the bouncers a couple of times the third time they threw her over their shoulder and carried her out this bouncer was struck in the face and head multiple times. When he got her outside he proceeded to throw her to the ground. When she got back up she rushed him again and he grabbed he by the hair and swung her to the ground.

    My sister in law had came back to the table to tell me what had happened and I showed up just in time to see him swinging her to ground. I was pissed and went after him by now there were 6 bouncers up front and lots of people watching the show. The bouncers started grabbing me and I pointed out that not only was I sober but that there was no way I was going to let a huge bouncer fight my now hysterical girlfriend. My 2 brothers both big guys showed up and several people in the crowd were also shouting the bouncers down. The whole thing looked bad for them since my girlfriend is so tiny she was gaining the crowds sympathy. The lead bouncer then began apologizing and explaining that his manager had said she couldn't come in because she was sick and started berating the bouncer who had man handled my girl. We left but my girl was steadily cussing them out on the way back to the car. All in all a pretty exciting end to the night.
  2. Chriza

    Chriza Closed by User

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  3. supergooch Full Member

    does your return key not work?
  4. rob82

    rob82 SFN Gold Supporter

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  5. rolltide

    rolltide SFN Gold Supporter

    Hopefully it wasn't with that new bouncer that the Hard Rock hired at Yankee Stadium; he'd punch her then take her credit card.
  6. rob82

    rob82 SFN Gold Supporter

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  7. supergooch Full Member

    :jj:

    Why let a little vomit get in the way of her night.

    Yeah right.
  8. ROBBY241 Full Member

    bars in this town are fucking dead now since that smoking thing started
  9. monsterick Full Member

  10. supergooch Full Member

    But seriously AG, you've said your girl gets violent when she drinks... If she'd been drinking all night and ended with some tequila shots to the point of puking chances are she got exactly what she deserved from the bouncer AND she's probably lucky he didn't press assault charges on her.
  11. dweaver Full Member

    I'm pretty sure I'd be puking at the thought of my night ending with you grunting on top of me
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  12. animalgod

    animalgod Closed by User

    Fuck you and your giant burgers Chriza. I just saved it and will be posting it in every thread you make from now on.
  13. Chriza

    Chriza Closed by User

    :jj:
  14. Amarett Full Member

    I .. I... Me ... Me ... Why make it personal? That's just fuckin disgusting.
  15. supergooch Full Member

    AdBlock, dude. AdBlock.
  16. dweaver Full Member

    I really didn't think you could come off any more stupid, but ding ding ding--you just did
  17. animalgod

    animalgod Closed by User

    Why isn't your name Chrizaburger?
  18. Blue_Fisher

    Blue_Fisher Suicide by Mod

    Did you bang your woman that night?
  19. dweaver Full Member

    she puked man, of course she did
  20. animalgod

    animalgod Closed by User

    Hell yeah.
  21. animalgod

    animalgod Closed by User

    You're a guy why are you thinking of me grunting on top of you? I think you're gay for me.
  22. supergooch Full Member

    Request was denied.
  23. supergooch Full Member

    :munch:
  24. BlowinMyMindUp Full Member

    So your girlfriend is a belligerent drunk whitetrash whore?

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