Someone would ACTUALLY pay fifteen grand for this...

... Clearly inspired by Captain Pikes ride from 1966... What would possess someone to allow themselves to be seen in such buffoonery (let alone purchase it)!! ...MY America would never let this happen !!

Clown car but fast.

i saw one today with pink ribbons all over it

An anti breast-cancer midget mobile.... Clearly they're running out of things to attach their name to

It's gonna need another 100-mph on the top end before the douche-factor is eradicated entirely... Either that, or its gonna have to spit flames out the back-end

I saw a mini-Cooper the other day that was as big as a regular car. wtf.

Worry would be an incorrect verb to use in this circumstance

They have 4-door ones now that are a little longer....

See post #8

Mainly he worries about African-Americans. This is a new angle.

I do worry about my personal well being, as it pertains to the African American.. you are correct...

And nobody is buying this POS with real money. It's just a promotional gimmick. Write-offs for the 1%ers. Their companies buy them and give them away to the hoi polloi.

"Captain Pike's ride from 1966"? Fuck's sake, how old are you?

I drove a mini cooper one day. One with only 2 doors.
Now, I'm 6'2".
I don't know who the hell engineered the mini cooper, but I was comfortable as fuck in it.

I'm concerned about what's going on with your face.

Let me assist you with a new word this afternoon. It's called a re-run. Remember that movie with the Tin-man & Cowardly Lion you watched as a young lad? It's much like that! .... See below for for further definition of this term.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rerun

It never dawned on me that fuck was that comfortable.

But with the Mini Cooper didn't you have to put the driver's seat all the way back so no one could sit behind you?

Yep.