The Animalgod video show

You haters are making yourself look petty by not acknowledging that I knocked the ball out of the park with that video.

If you went outside and hit a watermelon with a sledgehammer ... I would be into that.

Gallagher was lame as hell.

Oh no he wasn't.

Were you one of those guys that liked to sit up front with a rain coat?

Were you one of the guys that liked to sit up front and eat the smashed food off the floor? Yelling requests from your (aisle of course) seat? "Hit a bucket of chicken next!" "Now bologna!!"

I watched 15 minutes of one his specials and that was enough for me to know the guy was not funny. Never watched him again.

I like the song animalgod. You should make another video for it where you act out the lyrics, riding a bicycle, rollerskating, etc.

I may do a few it was fun.

Your head is shaped like a rectangle. Just sayin

Alright man,I am not a "hater" but this is not what the people wanted when they asked for videos.
The gimp licking the cats ass is more the speed you are looking for.

Next time you take a dump,hold the camera and tell us what you ate.Then before you wipe ,turn the video on the deuce..The paper will block the view.

Please no.

What if he eats corn?
Or eats some hot dogs,then pukes them up?

Close. We've already determined that Dan's fat head is trapezoid shaped.

Well you are definitely getting more comfortable around the camera which is good. Is there any possibility of some editing. Like even some titles and words on the screen ripping on your haters. I like the evolution. I feel this is progressing in the right direction.

Maybe if you knocked yourself out in the video, I'd acknowledge you started down the right path of doing something.

"Ryan Lever askshed me to make a video of me shinging".

What 42 year old man uses the term 'haters'?

Why does a 42 year old man live with a roommate in a shitty apartment with 12 cats when he has a successful designated driving business and a webpage that has 5 million hits?

Why does a 42 year old man continue to post videos to anonymous people on a message board looking for acceptance?

Why does a 42 year old man post pictures of crackwhores and attempt to convince us that he has good taste in anything?

Why does this 42 year old man look like a retarded Adam Sandberg and sound like Cindy Brady?

Take the fucking half a ham out of your mouth and maybe you'd sound more like an adult.

He will address none of this, other than to ask you how his nuts taste, or to call you a hater.

He wants to compare notes on taste and texture with what he's experienced with all the nuts in his mouth.

That singing video was god awful shit! I thought the video's were gonna be funny.This shit sucks!!! Do a fucking real cribs like one.Watching you eat is just what I thought it would be.BORING!!!Do one at the gym with people looking at you.I wanna see the facial expressions from those watching you.Get fucking creative Dan!My drive to work is more entertaining than this shit!

lol whos was better mine or yours??

WOW

Did you need to choose a different song that it is rough. Was that a child singing the sing behind you?