The Animalgod video show

Bro I'm arrogant towards haters. The truth is my business does well I'll be the first to admit it could do alot better if I was a better business person but I'm a lazy business owner and I'm not greedy so I don't gouge the customers and I let my employees keep the lions share of what they make but I'm happy and my job is fun and I help people. My girls I bang aren't super models but they are good people and none of them do crack a few did in the past but none have for quite awhile. I would like to think I have helped them all to improve their lives. I don't pay for pussy but I will help my girls out with a ride or a doobie or even a few bucks if its for something legit. All of them know what kind of a guy I am and all love me in their own way as I love them. I do get lots of pussy which is great and I like not having in difficult restrictions on my relationships. My comic wasn't the greatest but all I argued was that 15 appearances in hustler and millions of page views means it wasn't a complete failure either no matter how much my haters wish it were so. I claim to be the greatest poster in SFN history mostly because it drives my haters crazy but the truth is even Ivan has admitted my views and posts are the highest he has ever seen. I do like to troll my haters but since most of them are mean spirited dicks I certainly don't feel guilty about it. I never have disrespected another posters family in any way I will never talk about another posters mom dad kids or even girlfriend. I keep my attacks focused on the haters who deserve it. They have gone after my family even posting my granddaughters pics they stole from facebook and calling her retarded amongst other insults they have stalked my friends and family in real life and done horrible things. I don't feel I'm the bad guy here. I'm cocky no doubt about it but thats just because I feel I need to be to against my hordes of haters. I get along great with lots of people here at least 7 SFNers have regular contact with me outside of SFN and we get along fine. I try to create successful interesting threads and succeed on a regular basis. I think I'm an honest person and I really do go out of my way here to be very honest as you well know I have verified dozens of claims here yet each new claim meets the same refrain of prove it. I'm just going to keep being me love me or hate me as you will.

If you get a better camera look out

Learn how to use paragraphs, Daniel.

Really bro? What kind of loser worries about whether another poster on a message board is using correct paragraphs? Come on bro you are better than this.

Just makes it easier to read.

Whereas typing like this:

just looks like you're doing this:

Computer rage

I'm sure AG is making some good points, but

"Professional writer"

"158 IQ"

And we've all seen the "mad pussy" he gets.

Negative attention is the only thing this vile confessed human trafficker gets. He's ashamed. Which is why his father willed himself to death.

Don't trash Dan. Pity him. It's all he deserves.

Holy shit, the bible has less words than this travesty.

Check out Morning Squirtz. He does this cartoon called "Land Mimes" which is the funniest thing ever recorded.

I just got double Bro'd.

And it's more grounded in reality

Naked Critic mad.

Hey Dan - you claim to be a convicted felon. Yet you brag about

- Rape
- Human trafficking
- Owning firearms
- Drug possession
- Not paying income tax on your "business"
- Paying for sex

So, if I contact the Michigan Department of Corrections, will there be anyone interested in locking you up for these felonies? Or are you just full of shit? Inquiring minds want to know. Because if you are a convicted felon, your posts on SFN alone are enough to get your corpulent ass raped repeatedly in prison for the next 10 years. And then you'll know how Nikki felt.

Let me know, mozzarella-stick fingers.

I hate liars

You are clearly retarded and have been proven several times to be a liar. I have never raped anyone nor have i ever said I did in fact the opposite. I never traffic in humans I drive them safely home through traffic. I don't own a firearm nor have I said I did. I occasionally smoke weed and sometimes have a very small amount in my possession. I file taxes every year I'm an LLC and have to report my earnings twice a year. I don't pay for sex.

The very fact that you always come at me with such venom and that you always make these real life threat makes me think you must be a friendless dick. I will ask you yet again. How is it that you can claim that you are a professional stand up yet you have admitted do to stage fright you never have get on stage? Also more importantly how can you claim to be a professional movie reviewer with a successful website when your site only receives 1 - 2 views a day a fact that can be easily verified and that the last time you reviewed a movie was knocked up? That movie came out 4 years ago bro. You have been proven a liar many times thats why you left the site last time. Yet I have always proven everything I have ever said.

Naked critic, I know you haven't had the energy to do a review since Knocked Up but I was wondering if you could give a review of the taste of AG's nuts?

That may be the most real thing you have ever posted. Very well said Dan.

Wow this seems important

Since I am in canada I can smoke marijuana without doing 10 years in jail