***The Official Howard Stern Listening Thread for 10/5/09***

well i hope hes on today

Bout fuckin time!

That's "in" Zeva.

I'm streaming Dexter on Netflix right now. I don't know how much longer I can find entertainment from Howard and friends. If they can't start off with an Artie is a dumbass dui theme then it just won't be worth it.

Fucking sucks to be me. Wont get to hear the first 30-45 minutes since I got the job of driving my drunken whore of a mother to work this morning since she starts her suspended license for DUI bullshit today.

Well at least its a one time thing since she is riding home and to work some slanteyed lady she works with starting this afternoon.

Artie will call in sick.

Oh and I'm out of fucking pot until Wednesday night.

gonna be a great monday....

Good morning from Las Vegas. Beth was a no-show at Saturday's red carpet event.

Beth who?

One of the women Letterman was fucking while they worked for him.

Good morning. I got up early. I hope it's worth it.

Oooo, Sharrison. No show, huh? I wonder why. I wonder if Howard pulled some "I'm so sick" schtick to make her stay in that night. That's my guess.

So what gets the priority ignore. Beth's no show or Arties DUI. I say it's Robin with the deflection for 25 Alex. That crazy witch must have done somethin wierd last week.

Good Morning. I made tea. :hw:

Nah, he just showed her a shiny object in the hotel penthourse and she became enamored. Probably still there staring at it if Howard didn't pull her away before hopping on a plane back to NY

" Ohhhhhh! But it's Vegas, Honey! C'mom! Pleeeeeeeeze? Oh alright! I know! 7;30 PM! Bedtime! Oh Poop!"

So do we get a call from Vinnie appologizing for another email snafu?

*repacks*

Oy vey

kill yourself

I thought you were in therapy

i'll listen till the betho talk starts, then i'm gone .........................