Things we learned from Eric on his latest internet show

1. He still won't fly with balloons.

2. If NBC wants him as a judge on a show they have to pay him as much as they pay Howard.

3. He can whistle.

4. He will keep eating candy and other junk food until he drops dead.

5. Eric likes grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches.

6. If Eric was a cat he would be a tabby cat.

7. From his facial expressions Eric seems to be amused by the questions that annoy him.

8. Eric is not an extra, he is an actor.

9. Eric is NOT DEAD.

10. Eric did not put a hit out on Robin.

11. Eric is advocating for stiffer penalties for online bullying accross the world.

12. Eric thinks I'm an idiot and a jackass.

13. If Eric was on death row his last meal request would be either pizza with bacon and ham or Long John Silver's.

14. According to Johnny Fratto Eric will be heading back to the Bunny Ranch soon.

15. Somehow, Eric drove Johnny's car on Hollywood Boulevard at 80mph.

16. Eric has no plans to do Broadway or any kind of theatre.

17. Eric thinks SFN is a shithole.

Did Sam Simon call in and give him a hard time about the grilled cheese and bacon?

Ok, thanks fer yer cawl!

BUT WHY IS DIANA DEGARMO AFRAID FOR HER LIFE????

You know what to do, Johnny. You know what to do.

Eric should audition for Game of Thrones. He could play Peter Dinklage/Tryion's long lost half brother Sir Shitcock.

Well, here's one thing we can ALL agree on!

Sorry Artie'sLiver, I love ya bro, but I just couldn't resist this one!

Hiiiiiiiyooooooo!

Say hello to my little, club footed friend, ya asswipe!

He's so fucking white trash. It reminds me of his "request" to fly Southwest because he could sit wherever he wanted.

Question: Eric, what did you think of the Ack Ack sign at the front of the stage tonight?
EricLong pause) I didn't see any sign like that in front of the stage."
Eric: "I wish I was a Twitter moderator...because then I could delete the retarded questions people are asking me."
ACK ACK!!

Same thing I always learn... you have to take a deep breath before you start a sentence.

Stopping half way through doesn't come across terribly well.

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I don't know why, but that's funny as shit to me for some reason.

Have mercy, Eric is close to 40 " and has a club foot. Never mind that he's difficult-where's your Howieness?