This showed up in my google alerts the other day

See. you may not be one of the "four" but you sure are worked up about it for some reason. I post on probably a dozen boards. This one and Dawgs are the only ones that seem to have some kind of Hatfield and McCoy problem with each other and I have no idea why.

I'm making a list, mister.

no hatred for the bear over at Dawg's.

That seems ridiculous. It's a fucking message board. It always makes me laugh when mods are treated like something other than what they are, internet volunteers. Who the fuck would want to pull an 8 hour shift disciplining the likes of animalgod and shmoopy for no money? Strange, but, whatever.

i'm not pissed. i wouldn't be posting there even if i was still a member. i just like to goof on them for banning me just because i said dawg owes sfn for all his members. that was lame and just shows how big of a pussy dawg is.

I'm not worked up, I just find it funny that dawg is watching my profile over there, or atleast what he thinks is my profile. I have no bad intentions and dont plan on trolling his wonderful board.

Actually, it shows that you're a cocksucking trailer denizen wearing women's sunglasses. Strange, but, whatever.

well that is more true.

I've seen some good looking women's sunglasses.

and i was a member there from the time dawg started the place, unlike most who joined after sfn went down in December. i posted quite regularly at first, but didn't take long to realize that place was fucking lame with over modship.

Oh my, how angry you are.
Everything I said is true. And yes, I am the queen of message board whores but I'm not filthy. I douche with Lysol.

i still like you.

Why wouldn't you?

Ah c'mon, I'm not angry at all. Just giving my opinion, unsolicited as it may be. Being queen of anything is an accomplishment but Lysol can only be asked to do so much.

I beg to differ. Lysol is marketed for cleaning, disinfecting food surfaces and odor removal.
I mean... goddamn. What more could you want?

Cherry flavored?

fucking smilies

I only have enough time and energy to be stupid on one board. Lucky for all of you I chose this place.

I'm getting angry.

Shiv used to start the same threads in both places.

This was my bat signal before the site shut down

goofyass fuks..

Ah, the arrogant's right? The whole bobtraw needs to drink bleach and has a giant clit schtick. Hilarious.

I got banned at Dog's Salon for being clever and funny. True story. You guys should start showing your appreciation for the me...just sayin.