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Too Fat To Die! - Great title for Artie's next book?

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by manofwar, Aug 22, 2012.

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  1. manofwar Full Member

    I think it's a great title, what do you guys think? He would make a mint telling us his side of the story leading up to the attempted suicide and subsequent fallout from the Stern Show. We literally have no info on what happened behind the scenes. I would buy it. Hey Now!
    manofwar, Aug 22, 2012
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  2. Tig Wizard

    Tig Wizard SFN Gold Supporter

    A better title might be "Holding the Ladder"
    Tig Wizard, Aug 22, 2012
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  3. Vidiot Full Member

    Too fat to diet?
    Vidiot, Aug 22, 2012
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  4. LIFAN12 Full Member

    His next book is actually more fittingly entitled "Crash and Burn".
    LIFAN12, Aug 22, 2012
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  5. Eric The Liar Full Member

    "Too Fat To Read For My Own Audio Book"
    Eric The Liar, Aug 22, 2012
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  6. GoshGeeGolly Full Member

    "Too Fat to Exercise"
    GoshGeeGolly, Aug 22, 2012
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  7. Monster_Zero

    Monster_Zero SFN Gold Supporter

    Too Rich for Rehab.
    Monster_Zero, Aug 22, 2012
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  8. craignor1 Full Member

    Too Fat to Fuck.
    craignor1, Aug 22, 2012
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  9. muntz

    muntz SFN Gold Supporter

    AFAIK it is to be called "Crash and Burn".
    muntz, Aug 22, 2012
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  10. Elephantman Full Member

    To Fat to Die Yet
    Elephantman, Aug 22, 2012
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  11. TONZIE Full Member

    Too Fat for a Nine Inch Knife to Penetrate and Damage Any Vital Organs-(and other stories by Artie Lange )
    TONZIE, Aug 22, 2012
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  12. csjohn Full Member

    "Too Fat To Do Anything Useful".
    csjohn, Aug 22, 2012
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  13. Sausagemonkey1 Full Member

    "To unfunny to be funny"

    "To dumb to kill myself properly"

    "Most likely to ruin Nick's show and other people's lives"
    Sausagemonkey1, Aug 23, 2012
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  14. Baghdad Booey Full Member

    I like it I cant wait to read Arties next book.
    Baghdad Booey, Aug 23, 2012
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  15. DrugDealer Full Member

    Artie wins!! Have fun reading the book! :wavespin::showoff:
    DrugDealer, Aug 23, 2012
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  16. HughJass143

    HughJass143 Closed by User

    lol rough
    HughJass143, Aug 23, 2012
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  17. Tig Wizard

    Tig Wizard SFN Gold Supporter

    [IMG]
    Tig Wizard, Aug 23, 2012
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  18. SGT. HOOKER Full Member

    First day buyer here! Go Silverback gorilla! :showoff:
    SGT. HOOKER, Aug 23, 2012
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  19. Sausagemonkey1 Full Member

    You will be the only buyer.

    Silverback dick sucker.
    Sausagemonkey1, Aug 23, 2012
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  20. Hugh Blowmont Full Member

    I loved Artie, but it's over. The stories are played out, now he's just sad.
    Hugh Blowmont, Aug 23, 2012
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  22. HesNickHesMartie Full Member

    You should write a book called "I See No Difference Between Too and To"
    HesNickHesMartie, Aug 24, 2012
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  23. Precious Full Member

    To Stooped Too Smell
    By Sausagemonkey1
    Precious, Aug 24, 2012
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  24. DrugDealer Full Member

    There will be many buyers. Artie has many fans, (hence) him having a successful radio show and getting a nice contract. We all know you will be first in line for the book signing:cool::showoff:
    DrugDealer, Aug 24, 2012
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  25. DrugDealer Full Member

    Excuse my buddy, Sausage. Sometimes when he gets agitated he cant think straight. Artie tends to do that to him. :jj::rofl:

    ========>:showoff:<========
    DrugDealer, Aug 24, 2012
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