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Virtually out of no where, I'm starting to fire off lengthy 4-6 second long "wind events"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 2manboobs, Apr 8, 2012.

  1. 2manboobs

    2manboobs Closed by User

    Been going on for 3 hours now .....Its like my insides are starting to implode in on themself
    2manboobs, Apr 8, 2012
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  2. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    Have you seen a doctor for any of your conditions? I would imagine yours is a life full of pain, not even including the divorce.
    bobtraw, Apr 8, 2012
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  3. DinkusMayhem Full Member

    :jj:
    DinkusMayhem, Apr 8, 2012
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  4. 2manboobs

    2manboobs Closed by User

    The divorce was one of the best days in my life
    2manboobs, Apr 8, 2012
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  5. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    Did you have to give up a lot of money?
    bobtraw, Apr 9, 2012
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  6. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    Did you have these gas issues pre-divorce?
    bobtraw, Apr 9, 2012
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  7. Habit-Forming

    Habit-Forming SFN Supporter

    That's one insane asshole you got there, boobs.
    Habit-Forming, Apr 9, 2012
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  9. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    zing!
    bobtraw, Apr 9, 2012
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  10. 2manboobs

    2manboobs Closed by User

    no ... its gotten worse with age
    2manboobs, Apr 9, 2012
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  11. bobtraw

    bobtraw SFN Supporter

    Have you ever tried those digestive enzymes people recommended to you here? I think that was you. They really help.
    bobtraw, Apr 9, 2012
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  12. 2manboobs

    2manboobs Closed by User

    Here & there ...They had no impact ...I virtually have to stop eating before the flatulence starts to subside
    2manboobs, Apr 9, 2012
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  13. NakedCritic UnDead

    When that happens I like to go to a mall or other crowded area and go "crop--dusting". It's like I'm a jet engine powered by my own flatus.

    I find Beano works pretty well when it gets bad - if you haven't tried it, I recommend it. Mrs. Naked insists I take it before bed because otherwise I'd be tempted to give her a Dutch Oven.
    NakedCritic, Apr 9, 2012
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