Was Anybody Embarassed By Howard's Pants Rant?

howard has forgotten how to do everyday mundane things in life we take for granted...like....buying clothes, driving (maybe), anyone else want to add to this?

I wish I was lucky enough to forget how to drive and dress myself

It's even worse when you consider that this is the second such "pants" related tirade Howard has gone on in as many weeks. We also had to suffer through the whine fest that ensued after he saw how his ass looked in his pants on one of the AGT shows. Admittedly, in that instance it did look like a family of raccoons had taken up residence in the ass of his pants, but come on - a quick bitch slap for his girl friend Ralph and he should be able to move on with his life.

Do laundry (obviously), cook, care for his dog, oil the lane on the bowling alley...

It wasn't about the pants. It was about a) George Takei's dopey documentary and b) a grown man not eating fucking food.

Still sounded like a baby, though.

When has he ever known how to take care of himself? Fred used to put away his records for him in Hartford because he was so OCD. He's been babied his whole life. And to be honest, if i could afford to have someone wipe my ass, i'd probably go for it.

He just fills the air waves with "Douche Chill" moments...

i was laughing about it and he did not once call Ralph and got pissed at him

I am pretty specific and picky about the clothes I wear, I like to look nice and buy nice clothes. So I get bummed if something like that gets F'd up but I would never tell anyone about it out of fear of looking like a whiny, effeminate, bitch.

Besides, it's not like Howard dresses nice anyway so who give a F? He has Ralph pick out his clothes - has anyone ever paid attention to how Ralph dresses? He looks white trash in his baggy shirts unbuttoned to expose his wife-beater tanktop. How is he a stylist?