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What will they do?

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by Retarded Flu, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. Retarded Flu

    Retarded Flu Closed by User

    So the show is going to end. There is no doubt about it. So what will the staff and Wackpackers do then? What's your best guess?

    Mine are:

    -Ronnie will be just fine with his limo business and life-time gig of transporting Howard and Beth.
    -Gary will get a good job at a network, or working for a large production company.
    -Fred has fuck you money so he'll probably just play gigs, and be a dad.
    -Robin, don't care.
    -DePace and Goodstein will splinter and fade away into the NYC film and TV world.
    -Lisa G will just get another job at some obscure radio station, or Hip Hop news magazine.
    -Richard and Sal... "So your resume says 10 years making prank phone calls for the Howard Stern Show," "Hmmm... so what can you do for my company?"
    -Benjy is unemployable in the real world - (has been late often, has had conflicts with co-workers, has bad hygiene and wildly-fluctuating grooming, is known to be dishonest, and has poor work ethics) - so he will be found unemployed, near dead, homeless, dressed as a woman, living in a dumpster, by a Salvation Army volunteer.
    - JD will get a cashiers gig at a porn store in Manhattan.
    - Jon Hein doesn't need money. He's got lots.
    - Jason Kaplan will go off and do some crappy podcast bullshit, or taste-test Big Macs at the McDonalds corporate laboratories.
    - Scott will go work for some terrestrial radio station which will promptly close due to bankruptcy a month after he starts there.
    - Wackpacker's - many will kill themselves because now the only outlet in their lives that gave them "purpose" is now gone and retired. ;)

    I'll miss the show, been listening for 20 years.. will be weird not having it around anymore when that day comes.
  2. Artie' Pancreas Full Member

    I REALLY don't care...
  3. Retarded Flu

    Retarded Flu Closed by User

    I think about it because some I have been listening since long before Sirius. So I kinda wonder what the future has in store for so many people who rely on just one man.
  4. Mr Charlie Full Member

    That's a helluva good prediction.
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  5. AppIeclipse

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    JD will still be online watching dicks get sucked instead of dildos. And not by women either.
  6. boeing46 Full Member

    Aren't they almost gone now? I would just move on as will they. Most of the staff will go off to never be heard again. I believe Fred/Eric will get another radio gig because he has a voice for radio.
  7. Retarded Flu

    Retarded Flu Closed by User

    :jj:
  8. GoshGeeGolly Full Member

    I think JD will do better than that.
    Someone in the industry will feel sorry for him or Howard will make a few calls and get him a good deal.
  9. asdf=red Full Member

    every low end staff member will double their salery, even if they work fastfood
  10. gypsylands Full Member

    - Howard will retire then quickly find without a radio show to promote AGT doesn'tneed him. Beth divorces him and takes 3/4 of his money using his on air converstations against him. His children won't come around because they told him she was a gold-digger, He starts losing his mind, ends up in a nursing home and dies lonely and broke.
    -Ronnie will soon follw the same howard path. w/o the show no one wants him around.
    -Gary will retire cause no one will hire him. Everyone believe he is a dumb monkey.
    -Fred continues to play music continues being successful
    -Robin has F-U money so she will disappear from radio and TV and continue supporting family members.
    -Lisa G will easily find another job and no one will remember her time with HSS.
    -Richard Plays music either with Fred or starts his own band
    -Sal -wife leaves him. Commits sucide cause he is too dumb to do anything else.
    -Benjy- either moves back home with his parents or become homeless
    - JD - 15 minutes are up and he did nothing with them. Learns a familiar phrase, "Does fries go with that Shake? "
  11. Worlock Full Member

    He has almost 4 more years before his contract is up.

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